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Manning: what defines a man today is obviously different than when I was younger. That said, some constants should apply. Here’s how I see it.
These E-4s will shadow their assigned leader. They’re not his aide-de-camp, they’re not there to polish his shoes or clean his office. Their only duty would be to assess any decision he’s about to make. They’d be something like the modern-day equivalent of slaves who stood on chariots behind Roman emperors returning from victory, whispering “All glory is fleeting” to keep the emperor’s head from swelling.
It sounds counter-intuitive, we know, but Jussie Smollet actually did us a solid with his recent, bogus claims of a horrific racial attack. Here’s how.
“Dispatch, we need a Bias Response Team to 600 Main. A pregnant, female-appearing human expected me to assume her gender. She also failed to understand why a marginalized member of this oppressive society would lash out against the cishetero patriarchy. Tell the team to kill if necessary.”
These fairy tale memes have been floating around the interwebz lately and it’s a great excuse to show you something funny *and* some sexy cosplay pics.
This article originally ran in December of 2014. Great jumpin' dogshit. What the fuck are we seeing here? No, this isn't satire. Nor is it intended to be funny (though it succeeds at that remarkably)....
In our modern “good idea fairy” military, I think most orders fall into this category. And that’s a good thing because these easy to duck without getting in trouble or starting a fight. If you work on a staff, probably 70% of your orders are Type 3s, and at least 20% Type 2s. Most staff-related Type 3s can be dodged by throwing out phrases like “We’re nearing full implementation of the synergistic integration phasedown timeline,” then leaving the room while your boss marvels at your amazing skills.
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POSSIBLE NSFW IMAGERY. Holes in your feet, holes in your hand! The point is to remain whole while handling that weapon. Behave accordingly.