Considering a career in law enforcement? Here’s a no-nonsense, no-bullshit practical guide to becoming a cop that’ll help you avoid common pitfalls.
What the actual fuck?
Sometimes we see, hear, or read about things that make us say, “What the actual fuck?”
It’s similar to WTF without the A, but more scathing or intense.
Manning: You’re Doing it Wrong
Manning: what defines a man today is obviously different than when I was younger. That said, some constants should apply. Here’s how I see it.
Problem Solved: The E-4 Option
These E-4s will shadow their assigned leader. They’re not his aide-de-camp, they’re not there to polish his shoes or clean his office. Their only duty would be to assess any decision he’s about to make. They’d be something like the modern-day equivalent of slaves who stood on chariots behind Roman emperors returning from victory, whispering “All glory is fleeting” to keep the emperor’s head from swelling.
Jussie Smollett and all who believed him – thank you!
It sounds counter-intuitive, we know, but Jussie Smollet actually did us a solid with his recent, bogus claims of a horrific racial attack. Here’s how.
Dial 911 for SJPD – the Social Justice Police Department
“Dispatch, we need a Bias Response Team to 600 Main. A pregnant, female-appearing human expected me to assume her gender. She also failed to understand why a marginalized member of this oppressive society would lash out against the cishetero patriarchy. Tell the team to kill if necessary.”
Military vs. Civilian: the Truth About Fairy Tales
These fairy tale memes have been floating around the interwebz lately and it’s a great excuse to show you something funny *and* some sexy cosplay pics.
Why you vet your instructors
This article originally ran in December of 2014. Great jumpin' dogshit. What the fuck are we seeing here? No, this isn't satire. Nor is it intended to be funny (though it succeeds at that remarkably)....
The 4 Types of Military Orders
In our modern “good idea fairy” military, I think most orders fall into this category. And that’s a good thing because these easy to duck without getting in trouble or starting a fight. If you work on a staff, probably 70% of your orders are Type 3s, and at least 20% Type 2s. Most staff-related Type 3s can be dodged by throwing out phrases like “We’re nearing full implementation of the synergistic integration phasedown timeline,” then leaving the room while your boss marvels at your amazing skills.
The *BOOB BIB* | Very rarely are we speechless, but…
It's the answer to the problem you didn't even realize you were having: the Boob Bib. We just... Wait, what... Never mind, just watch. [video width="400" height="224"...
Whole Not Hole | Not This Again
POSSIBLE NSFW IMAGERY. Holes in your feet, holes in your hand! The point is to remain whole while handling that weapon. Behave accordingly.