The *BOOB BIB* | Very rarely are we speechless, but…

It’s the answer to the problem you didn’t even realize you were having: the Boob Bib.

Join us at Nancy’s Squat & Gobble! (It’s our double dog secret, members-only discussion group.)

Nancy's Squat & Gobble Gear Whore Buyers League
In what other trailer park can you have a drink, admire a dancing mom’s bunions, and discuss 4th Generation Warfare?

We just…

Wait, what…

Never mind, just watch.

If you’re wondering, yes. Completely serious.

Grunts: vacuous.

TACTARDED? The American Gun Chic - Boob Bib

We can’t even.

TACTARDED? The American Gun Chic - Boob Bib

Why come to visit our double secret closed and private discussion group? Because of the Morningwood Bazaar and the conversation, obviously. 

Nancy's Squat & Gobble Gear Whore Buyers League
Visit Nancy’s, find the Morningwood Bazaar, and get discounts of up to 60% at major manufacturers in the tactical and firearm industry.

Disclaimer: We are not endorsing Nancy’s Squat & Gobble, nor do the opinions therein reflect those of the entire Breach-Bang-Clear staff. That said, while Nancy’s is indeed a shady place, only a few people have actually gotten food poisoning there, and most of the girls have all their teeth. The one-legged bartender really does make a mean Old Fashioned, and if you ask nicely she’ll even do it with burnt rosemary smoke.

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4 thoughts on “The *BOOB BIB* | Very rarely are we speechless, but…

  • November 19, 2018 at 3:29 pm


  • November 17, 2018 at 1:47 am

    Scars are sexy. I need to see the burn scar on cleavage that inspired this product.

  • November 10, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Why in the hell…

    …didn’t they call it BUST COVER!?

    Seems like a missed opportunity.


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