It’s the answer to the problem you didn’t even realize you were having: the Boob Bib.
Join us at Nancy’s Squat & Gobble! (It’s our double dog secret, members-only discussion group.)
Never mind, just watch.
If you’re wondering, yes. Completely serious.
We can’t even.
Why come to visit our double secret closed and private discussion group? Because of the Morningwood Bazaar and the conversation, obviously.
Disclaimer: We are not endorsing Nancy’s Squat & Gobble, nor do the opinions therein reflect those of the entire Breach-Bang-Clear staff. That said, while Nancy’s is indeed a shady place, only a few people have actually gotten food poisoning there, and most of the girls have all their teeth. The one-legged bartender really does make a mean Old Fashioned, and if you ask nicely she’ll even do it with burnt rosemary smoke.