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Victory First Takes Over Ares Gear Ops

Victory First Takes Over Ares Gear Ops

Here's some pretty good news, at least for people who know what's what. The daily operations of Ares Gear have been taken over by Victory First. Since we're fans of both (and friends with both), we're more than a little chuffed. Mad Duo. Victory First Assumes Daily...

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F*ck Off: a Proper Definition

F*ck Off: a Proper Definition

"Fuck off is such a lovely pair of words, and even though it's an English language phrase, it can be used virtually anywhere in the world. It's international. "Fuck off doesn't mean go away, fuck off means fuck off..." ~ Billy Connelly  Note that the Fuck in F/O is an...

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Africa Lyrics to a Cold War African Video

Africa Lyrics to a Cold War African Video

If you're looking for Africa lyrics, meaning the words to the iconic song by Toto, you're in the right place. We're just gonna arrange it so you can listen to them while listening to what should have been the official music video of the time. You know, back when music...

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