Dial 911 for SJPD – the Social Justice Police Department

10-37, Triggering in Progress!

As I drove away I keyed my radio. “Dispatch, we need a Bias Response Team to 600 Main. A pregnant, female-appearing human expected me to assume her gender. She also failed to understand why a marginalized member of this oppressive society would lash out against the cishetero patriarchy. Tell the team to kill if necessary.”


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True Stories of the Social Justice Police

Chris Hernandez, author of Proof of Our Resolve and other novels (and a looooongtime contributor to Breach-Bang-Clear) recently responded to those recent, terrible events involving Covington Catholic kids, Hebrew Israelites, Shar Yaqataz Banyamyan, and Nathan Phillips and assorted other participants in the Indigenous Peoples March (we’re not sure of their individual tribal affiliations).

“It started just like any other day. I was at the station, watching President Ocortez on TV as she sentenced a criminal to death for denying that women experience erectile dysfunction, when the call came through. 10-37, Triggering In Progress at the memorial! I dropped my tofu and latte, sprinted to my patrol Prius, and blazed out of the parking lot at my max speed of 22 miles per hour.”

Covington Catholic school kids, Hebrew Israelites, Shar Yaqataz Banyamyan, Nathan Phillips, and the Indigenous Peoples March.

“On the way to the call I reminded myself not to get complacent; these situations can turn deadly in an instant. But I knew I’d be okay as long as I followed the escalation of force steps. If the suspect was a cishet patriarchal oppressor, shame, then accuse, then destroy online. But if the suspect was an oppressed victim of colonization, he wasn’t a suspect at all.”

But wait, there’s more!

“Dispatch, we need a Bias Response Team to 600 Main. A pregnant, female-appearing human expected me to assume her gender. She also failed to understand why a marginalized member of this oppressive society would lash out against the cishetero patriarchy. Tell the team to kill if necessary.”

Read the original article in its entirety: Social Justice PD to the Rescue!

“Nobody is calling for liberal stupidity or Hebrew Israelite hatred to be banned. Nobody is running to a safe space to protect them from opposing viewpoints. What I’m doing is pointing out the incredible and pathetic hypocrisy of rushing to condemn children for their perceived racism, then giving a complete pass to the actual hateful racists who harassed those children. Recognizing and rightfully criticizing such hypocrisy isn’t being a snowflake, it’s being morally and intellectually consistent. Try it sometime.” Chris Hernandez

Snowflakes melting - social justice warriors unite!

Find Old Man Herndo’s book on the Chris Hernandez Amazon Author Page; fall him on the Chris Hernandez Author Facebook page, and of course the Chris Hernandez Author website. He’s also on the ‘Gramz, @chris_hernandez_author.

 

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