The following article was written on a manual typewriter by a man on horseback. See, a few months back our minion John Marrs (a professional mustache-grower and lever-action aficianado) went to the ZERT Malfunction Clinic. We asked us to let us know what he thought,...
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Olivon Manufacturing Smart Phone Adapter
Leave it to the land of hockey and strippers with loose rules to make gadgetry that we want (seriously, if you haven't been to Quebec you're missing out). Ignore their fondness for ketchup flavored potato chips for a few minutes and read up. Mad DuoWhile stalking the...
American Sniper – Minion Review #2
The wide range of responses to this movie is astonishing - we've seen everything from cult-like dedication to venomous hatred. As with the public, our minions have had varied reactions. We can't agree on much of anything, much less the relative merits or message of a...
Military Parents = Child Abuse. WTAF?
Military Parents Abuse Their Children. That is seriously the name of this Facebook group. Their avowed intention is to "highlight the proven link between military enlistment and child abuse." They believe, among other things, that no one who has children under the age...
Missing the Mark: AK-15 Amalgam
Every year SHOT Show brings forth a ton of new products. Many new, some fun, a few practical, and occasionally a WTF or twelve. We leave it up to you to choose what this one falls in. What if we told you that someone combined the mythical reliability of the AK-47 and...
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Tactical, Tactarded or Tacticool? The MULE
This is either a stroke of genius or the most tactarded thing to be found at SHOT 2015 (which is saying something). We'll let you guys be the judge. Behold the wonder of the MULE Adaptive Storage Stock. So, uh, it's a buttstock with a holster concealed inside. There's...
Back for the First Time – Grip Stop Done Right
B5 Systems has partnered with Grip Stop creator and renowned American Jedi Nathan Murr to release the newest generation of the Grip Stop forearm accessory.
Challenging the BATFE to stop eating crayons
Our attorney says we should pass this along ASAP. Who are we to question our lawyer when we're in Vegas (especially if he is also in Vegas, and he has all the hookups for the forthcoming AVN awards)? Anyway, Alex Bosco (inventor of the Sig Brace), Sig Sauer, and a...
To the Gallow's Foot: behind the scenes with our minions
"They selected and summoned worthy men of talent, in order to prepare themselves for any contingency." Wu Ch'i c. 400 B.C.This past Summer a bunch of us spent a few days together with Matt Graham of Graham Combat. As training experiences go, it was quite simply...
Down and Dirty: the Woolrich Elite Low Rise Pants
Women seem to have issues with pants. Of this we have been assured by many females whose opinions we respect; seems like all of them prefer different brands and cuts. Today our favorite Themysciran takes a quick look at the Woolrich Elite Low Rise Pants. We'll have...