Soldier Systems Daily at 5 Years: We've Got Ours

We’ve got ours. Do you have yours?

We present the following video message as a public service announcement.

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The International Expert Doorkicker Grilling Expo (“cook outside with fire, not inside with magic”) is coming up, as is Outdoor Retailer, SOMA, AUSA and a few others…you better start prowlng around if you want one of these bad boys (Swingin’ Dick is actually using his like Captain America’s shield, that’s how awesome they are). There were less than 400 left after the 2013 Blade Show in Atlanta, time is running out!

Note: if you do not already read Soldier Systems Daily – seriously, WTAF is wong with you?

Thanks again to the awesome talents of the BOTSTIK Collective in all their odiferous glory for the help with the video. Love those guys (no homo).

Mad Duo, Breach-Bang-CLEAR!

Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.


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