Some of you nasties are aware some of our nasties wear the RCS Eidolon holster from Raven Concealment Systems. The Eidolon was named by Professor Charles W. Kingsfield, Jr. as part of the soulless general’s didactic business model and is particularly useful for those who prefer Appendix Inside the Waistband (AIWB) carry. It is probably the first holster in modern tactical history to generate more argument amongst combatants about how to pronounce its name vs. whether or not it actually works.
Grunts: didactic.
In any case, Slim and Jeremy stumbled across this video quite accidentally the other day after autocorrect fucked up their search for Eliza Allure the other day on XHamster.
Check out the RCS Eidolon and more on Amazon.
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Chubby girls are so fucking hot.
Raven Concealment is like Bush, and everyone’s favorite band, ever. They were totally great for a few albums, and then they forgot they had already achieved perfection and kept making albums that just get shittier and shittier.
Pancake wings are the ultimate evolution in carry technology. They are now, and forever, the best way for the average fatass American schlub to fulfill his obligation to carry. Long Henley in fall, winter and spring, Hawaiian shirt and wife beater in the summer and you’re a hell of a dude.
This inside the waistband stuff is a freak show. CCW will soon become so commonplace and accepted that open carry will be the norm, or Kurt Schlicter’s dystopian dreams will come to fruition. Either way, would be cool to see any Breach Bang Clear article that’s not solely marketing towards gun hipsters, undercover professionals, and industry staffers.
There are average (fat) dudes that carry. If even 25% of the product announcements were focused on us, the holster/accessory industry might be doing as well as the gun and ammo industry.
I’m not buying two sets of pants. I make sure my life insurance is paid up, kiss my wife and kids goodbye, and go to work in my CIV job every day while looking professional.
Pocket carry, OWB carry, VertX type “off” body carry. Stop hating money, holster industry, and start raking in mad bank from average dudes.
Dude, that was an awesome post. We don’t agree with it, but it was fucking well spoken. That said, we feel like a lot of what we publish is for the average dude (though we freely admit to occasionally taking pot shots at our friends in industry). Serious question here, how exactly would you advise us to do a better job of reaching dudes like you? (Not talking about having industry people build shit you think is for you, that’s out of our hands.) We’ll have to agree to disagree on the IWB because 90% of us (who are mostly now out of the service, are no longer working the road or are civilians) carry that way — though we have zero problem with OWB and by and large our issue with open carry has largely been the tomfuckery in its execution rather than the idea of it. So, let’s hear it. We’ll take it under advisement.
I heard about the VertX bags from the YouTubes. I just heard about Andrews Custom from Hank Strange, leading me to believe that galco is not the only shoulder holster option. If you want to reach us, change your perception of off body carry by doing an article on how bag/firearm awareness can nullify the difference between on and off body carry. Talk about how multiple carry methods are OK if you train for multiple environments. I have three carry methods, bag permissible, jacket permissible, and pocket only environments.
A bag is a sling for the civilian version of your rifle, which is a pistol.
Nice holster, I run a Raven OWB for my 9mm Shield and Kahr….as for Eliza Allure that’s a load, right there.