AuthorJoseph Neuroth

Big Joe Neuroth may look like a special live exhibit in the primate section of a traveling circus but he's actually a surprisingly erudite and articulate LEO of many year's service. A corn-fed Iowa native and former Border Patrol agent, Joseph's current job takes him all over the country and around the world in defense of Truth, Justice and the American Way. This has allowed him not just to deal with assorted malefactors from Nairobi to Panama, but also to have a wank on at least five continents. Joe enjoys training, teaching and catching bad guys almost as much as he likes bubble baths. He does not now nor has he ever spoken Japanese, but he does have a high regard for Akira Kurosawa and good sushi.

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Eyes-On: ‘DEM boots from LOWA

by Joseph Neuroth | Oct 8, 2016 | Assorted Ramblings | Boots and Shoes, Eyes On, Lowa Boots, Trails Found

Eyes On: ‘DEM boots from LOWA Big Joe Neuroth The boss says LOWA is the best thing to happen to footwear since sutors started putting hobnails on the bottom of caligae. None of us know what that actually means, but it damn sure sounds good. LOWA recently us some boots...

Eyes On: US Palm Kit Bag

by Joseph Neuroth | Oct 7, 2016 | Assorted Ramblings | Eyes On, proof research, Sonoran Desert Institute, US PALM

The kit bag by US Palm has good depth, width and holds a lot. The first thing that I noticed is the bag is well built and not too stiff.

Eyes-On: Flagrant Beard Leather Wallet

by Joseph Neuroth | Aug 25, 2016 | Assorted Ramblings | Eyes On, Wallets

Flagrant Beard Leather Wallet 100% percent made in the U.S.A by the Amish. It’s pretty packed with features, including full-grain leather.

Heaven? No, Brownells

by Joseph Neuroth | Jun 17, 2016 | Assorted Ramblings | Brownells

Heaven? No, Brownells Big Joe Neuroth Along Interstate 80 in Iowa there is a small, sleepy town called Grinnell. Most people pass exit 182 without batting an eye, gazing at the endless corn and bean fields that cover Iowa. But to those who have an interest in...

Small American Business: Defensive Creations

by Joseph Neuroth | Apr 23, 2016 | People | Big Joe, Craftsmen, Small American Business

Small American Business: Defensive Creations Big Joe Defensive Creations is the perfect picture of a Small American Business. Why, you ask? First, if you call Defensive Creations at 330-823-6906, Dave Laubert will answer the phone. Himself. If you want a custom 1911...

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Small American Business: Superesse Straps

by Joseph Neuroth | Mar 4, 2016 | Musings | Small American Business, Vetrepreneurs

We really like small American businesses. We absolutely love veteran-owned small American businesses and today is about Superesse Straps. Forgive the exuberance and childlike prose in advance, but this one was written by Big Joe, and, well...Hodor. Mad Duo Small...

Dwyer Custom Goods and Strider Knives | Katanas, Bowies and More

by Joseph Neuroth | Feb 14, 2016 | Op-Eds | Big Joe, Dwyer Custom Goods, Knifemakers

If you're the kind of guy who appreciates craftsmanship, metallurgy or just tools that can be used to lop the heads off hippies, you'll want to read this missive from Big Joe. Mad Duo By the time the last day...

Propper at SHOT Show 2016

by Joseph Neuroth | Jan 25, 2016 | Musings | Apparel, Boots and Shoes, Propper, SHOT Show 2016, SHOTREP

This will be the first in a series of post-SHOT articles from our minions, and it's coincidentally the first from Big Joe Neuroth. Please forgive the shambolic nature of his reporting -- combining SHOT Show coverage with a thorough creeping at the AVN Awards is an...

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