Do the Slav Squat: Wear a Warlord Camo Tracksuit

Camo tracksuit patterns from Warlord Industries: for doing the Slav Squat!
March 5, 2024  
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For our discerning warlords out there, you gotta look the part. Check out the Warlord Camo Tracksuit over on Tactical Sh*t. This is, we’re told, the first run and is limited in quantity. They’re rolling out more than one pattern, beginning with the old three-color DCU pattern that replaced the old “chocolate chip” uniforms and moving on to Flecktarn. After that, who knows? 

Warlord Camo Tracksuit

Here’s the description they’ve got up in the Warlord Industries Tracksuit on Tactical Sh*t, “Everyone wants to be a gangster until it’s time to do gangster sh*t. These Tracksuits are made in Bosnia by pissed-off old Bosnian women when they are not making Tactical Gear for Serbian SWAT or Ukrainian Commandos. Each track suit is made with high-quality, comfortable rip-stop tactical nylon for form and function…”

Image of the Warlord Camo Tracksuit. Text reads: Warlord Industries Tactical Track Suit. Limited Edition. Tri color desert. Four stripe branding on top and Bottom. Bottom: Regular tapered fit. High quality rip-stop material Perfect for on the range or a night on the town. Hand pockets in both trousers and top.

The limited edition tri-color desert camo tracksuit from Warlord Industries. It’s a great way to rock a “gopnik” look whether you’re on the range, enjoying an overseas kinetic hobby, or just chillin’ with a SEE-gar. (Note: we don’t care if you wear it ironically or unironically or just to be tacticool. ‘Murica.) If you’ve ever wanted to explore the very real sartorial advantages* of tactical track pants and track jacket, here’s your chance! 

*This is not at all true. 

Warlord Ind Tactical Track Suit Woodland

Each tracksuit is made with high quality and comfortable rip-stop tactical nylon for form and function and features the famous Tri-Color Desert Camo made famous by the boys of Gulf War One.

Woodland Camo Tracksuit

According to Tactical Shit, these are VERY Limited Releases and WILL SELL OUT FAST! Only a few hundred are available in each pattern.

Know what makes an AK 12 look good? Great Grampa Kalashnikov and his track suit.

Everybody is doing it!

Know what makes an AK 12 look good? Dedushka Kalashnikov (Praded Kalashnikov? Praskchur?) and his tracksuit.

Camo Track Pants and Track Jacket

The Warlord camo tracksuit in 3-pattern desert camouflage (DCU). Channel your inner Slav and squat.

The Warlord camo tracksuit in 3-pattern desert camouflage (DCU). Channel your Eastern Europe gunfighter; grab ya some vodka and a cigarette, drop to your heels, and look good

Features:

Flecktarn is the camouflage pattern used by the German Army (Bundeswehr). This style of camo is called "distruptive." The desert version of Fleckentarn is called Tropentarn. Perfect for when you want to carry an HK G36 and eat goetta.
  • Four Stripe Branding on top and bottom.
  • Bottom: Regular Tapered Fit.
  • Fits true to Size
  • High-quality rip-stop material
  • Perfect for on the range or a night on the town
  • Hand pockets in both trousers and top
  • Hook and loop areas for your favorite Morale Patch

Flecktarn camo is the camouflage pattern used by the German Army (Bundeswehr). This style of camo is called “distruptive.” The desert version of Fleckentarn is called Tropentarn. Perfect for when you want to carry an HK G36 and eat goetta. Or borscht. We’re mixing up our German and Eastern European references, but whatever. You either know the deal with the squatting Slav stereotypes meme, or ya don’t. 

This ain't your daddy's desert BDU. Actually, it's not a Battle Dress Uniform at all.

This ain’t your daddy’s desert BDU. Actually, it’s not a Battle Dress Uniform at all.

Warlord Industries camouflage tracksuit in German Bundeswehr Flecktarn camoufage.

Warlord Woodland for Sale

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  1. TGP389

    I like the digital woodland pattern, but the stripes are totally NOT tacticool.

    I’d like to have a really nerdy looking track suit that was reversible to camo. Now you’re talking. A ninja reversing camo zoot soot.

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