Now you may notice that this topic may seem outside of our wheelhouse. It’s not about guns, politics, effective face shooting, or titty bars. But it is a subject that’s near and dear to our hearts. And there are a helluva lot of our readers that have autistic children and relatives, and even more that are curious about the subject. Take a little time today and read through. Mad Duo
Regular Breach Bang Clear readers may have noticed pictures of our Founder and Chief Editor David Reeder wearing a Perry the Platypus hat during training and travel. Perhaps you wondered why, in a world of tactical gear, barrel-chested freedom fighters, and cool-guy clothing, Reeder would wear a Perry hat.
Reeder has a young neighbor who loves Perry the Platypus. Reeder wears the hat everywhere he goes so he can send pictures of it back to his neighbor (the neighbor got him the hat for Christmas a few years back). As I understand it, the neighbor doesn’t just love Perry, he’s nearly obsessed with him. He’s obsessed because he’s autistic, and obsessing about odd things is a common trait among autistic kids. Reeder’s pictures probably bring his autistic neighbor a sense of joy that’s hard for most people to understand.
This article is from December 2015.
Unfortunately, I understand it. I have an autistic son. He was born the day I arrived at Firebase Morales-Frazier in Kapisa Province, Afghanistan, at the beginning of my deployment almost seven years ago. Learning to live with his condition has been the biggest challenge of my life, and I never stop worrying about my son’s future. I would rather have lost limbs overseas than see my son struggle with this affliction.
In the last few years, I’ve learned far more than I ever wanted to know about autism. In case any B-B-C readers suspect their children are autistic, or just received the diagnosis, I thought I’d share my experience. Hopefully, some straight talk helps.
Here’s what autism is…
Well, fuck, I don’t really know. Generally speaking, it’s a disorder that affects communication, behavior, and social interaction. One of the most frustrating things about autism is that it’s so broadly defined and includes a huge spectrum of problems. In my son’s case, it means he can barely communicate, has behaviors he can’t get under control, and can’t have normal social interactions.
My son talks to a limited degree, understands a lot, and is interactive and affectionate. He’s autistic. A student he attended school with has never spoken a word, barely acknowledges other peoples’ presence, and screams in terror whenever she sees anything she’s not comfortable with. She’s autistic too. Two kids can both be autistic even though they have vastly different problems and skills.
Other autistic kids are nearly indistinguishable from typical kids. One child I’m very close to was diagnosed autistic, assessed as being probably retarded, spent years in special programs. Today he is in a regular classroom with other kids his age, doing great academically and okay socially. He’s a little quirky, but if you didn’t already know he had a problem you wouldn’t know. His autism diagnosis was removed this year. I’ll tell you more about him later.
So what causes autism?
Who knows? I sure as hell don’t. There are theories about genetics and environmental factors, but nothing solid. Some studies suggest older parents, whether it’s the mother or father, are more likely to have autistic kids. That was certainly true in my case; my wife and I were 37 when my youngest was born. An unusually high number of autistic kids have a parent who is an engineer. Some sets of twins, sharing the same parents, same environment, and same vaccinations, will have one autistic and one typical kid. One of my best friends is dealing with that.
One theory is that as normal brains develop, some neural pathways naturally die while new ones grow. But with autistic kids, the old pathways never die. That causes sensory overload and makes people with autism hypersensitive to things that don’t bother typical kids. My son used to freak whenever he heard an electric hand dryer, and we’ve had a lot of accidents because he was terrified of public restrooms. For a long time, we had to physically restrain him during haircuts, because he’d fight and scream like he was being tortured. Haircuts aren’t a problem anymore, but cutting his toenails still requires me to brush off old jiu-jitsu skills.
There’s a lot of autism research going on, and we keep hoping for a breakthrough. But the more studies are done, the fewer answers we seem to find. Autism is an unending supply of frustration.
What are the signs of autism?
In our case, our son wouldn’t talk and had a lot of odd mannerisms. He’d turn his eyes all the way to one side, then spin the direction he was looking while laughing maniacally. He’d flap his hands near his eyes. When he finally did start talking, he’d repeat the same phrases or sing the same songs for hours or even days (he still does that). He’d take all his clothes off and run around naked. He’d constantly squirm and could almost never sit still. He’d pee in things he thought were fun to pee in, like trash cans and houseplants.
I suspected something was wrong before I even met him. In the pictures my wife emailed me before I came home on leave from Afghanistan, he just looked distressed. We grew more and more concerned as he got older, and by age two were positive something was wrong. If you have a young child, and you have a gut feeling that something’s wrong, don’t ignore it.
What’s it like to have an autistic child?
In a word, “frustrating.” A second word would be “confusing.” Very little about an autistic kid makes sense. My son can dress himself but frequently puts everything on backward. That’s not done by chance; odds are he’d put clothes on the right way at least half the time. We don’t know why he does that, and no matter how many times we correct him, he puts them on backward most of the time.
He does plenty of other things we don’t understand. For some reason, he’s fascinated by water. We often walk into the bathroom and find him running water over a pile of random objects in the sink. He’ll flush things just to watch them spin down the drain. He clogged a toilet once, and I couldn’t clear it. I had to buy a new one, then smashed the old toilet open out of frustration and curiosity. He had flushed a small whiteboard eraser.
At a birthday party for another autistic child (parents of autistic kids tend to hang together), the parents had a bounce house, games, and a good-sized kiddie pool. The autistic kids all wanted to get in the pool, then one of them accidentally leaned on the flimsy plastic wall, which caused water to pour into the yard. Within seconds they all gathered around one kid, watching him lean on the wall and dump gallons of water into the yard. Several of them were flapping hands, humming, or making verbal tics as they watched. For whatever reason, watching the water pour out was the stimulation they wanted.
My son does some amusing things too. He mixes songs like a professional DJ and sings them constantly (lately he’s been singing a combination of Wham’s Wake Me Up Before You Go Go and Come With Me Now by the Kongos). When my wife plays Summer Breeze by Seals and Crofts, my son immediately covers his ears and sings along with the intro. Recently he stopped doing something amusing but potentially dangerous: if his teachers didn’t watch him in the classroom, or we didn’t watch him closely in public, he’d jet because he thought it was funny.
My son loves belly buttons, and has a tendency to walk up to very attractive, unsuspecting women and lift their shirts. I’d be okay with that, but he occasionally does it to old, fat hairy guys too. He’s playful, and devious. That little devious spark gives us reason to be optimistic about the future because some autistic kids act more like empty, uninterested shells.
Autistic kids often have two traits that don’t go well together.
They have a drive to get into everything and a high pain tolerance. One evening my wife walked into our bedroom and started screaming. I ran in and saw our son lying on our bed with his fingers in his mouth and blood all over his arms and face. He was crying—but in complete silence. He had gouged a chunk of skin from his finger but didn’t make a sound. We never figured out how he did it, either.
On another night we heard glass shatter. My son ran out of the bathroom quietly sobbing. We went into the bathroom and saw that he had somehow knocked the globe off the bathroom light, and tipped over our toilet paper stand. I thought my son had just gotten scared; then my wife noticed his elbow was swollen and misshapen. We had to take him to the ER, where we found out he had snapped his arm above the elbow. That had to be a horribly excruciating injury, but he never did anything more than cry quietly and tell me “hurry up.”
Being the parent of an autistic kid means never really being able to relax. We never know what he’s going to get into, and we can’t watch him every second. We want him to be independent and give him space but are always on guard in case of catastrophe.
Don’t get me wrong; there have been major improvements in his condition over the last couple of years. He talks a lot more than before, understands a lot more, and is much calmer. But he gets into everything and likes to break things. Sometimes I think he just wants to watch the world burn.
What’s the emotional impact of having an autistic child?
I can’t really answer that. I’m often accused of being heartless, especially since I’m a cop and combat vet. But my son’s condition hits me hard.
When something’s wrong with your kid, it’s never far from your mind, and you never get a break from it. As a father, it’s my job to protect my children from harm. But I can’t do anything about this.
I support the family and keep us insured so he can get therapy. I volunteered to go on active duty in the National Guard and spent almost three miserable years doing a staff job I sucked at so we’d have better insurance than what my job offered. The first year he was in therapy I spent over twenty thousand dollars out of pocket. After several years of therapy, he’s gotten better, but I can’t say he’s any better off than he would have been on his own. I don’t know if he’ll ever be capable of living on his own, so my wife and I have to prepare for the possibility that we’ll be raising him until we die.
I think his condition hits my wife harder than it does me. We’ve had angry blowups about what to do for my son and arguments over whether we’re doing enough. She gets depressed, breaks down occasionally, and is frequently on the internet researching new therapy ideas, legislative changes for special needs education, and the latest word from doctors and therapists. A lot of what’s online is from lunatics and snake oil salesmen; since most parents of autistic children will be torn up with guilt if they don’t try everything possible—losers and thieves offer ripoff “cures” to wring cash from those parents. Which makes guys like me very cynical about any supposed new treatment, like that bullshit “gluten-free diet” that was supposed to cause drastic improvements in autistic children.
Speaking of lunatics, snake oil, and ripoffs, here are a few things not to say to the parent of an autistic child.
I’ve heard a lot of well-meaning comments from people who don’t really get how bad autism is. When we first got the diagnosis, some family members tried to make me feel better by insisting nothing was wrong with my son, that they “knew a kid who didn’t say a word until he was five and he’s just fine,” and that doctors are just overdiagnosing autism in normal kids. Well, that didn’t apply to my son. He had a problem and denying it didn’t help him or us. And I say that as a father who had a problem with denial myself.
But the hardest comments to hear are about god. I’ve come close to flying into a rage at the comment, “God only gives you what you can handle.” Any god who would do this to my son is a worthless bastard who I wouldn’t worship even if he existed. I’m sure some other parents would react differently, but I’d strongly advise you not to suggest to parents that god intentionally did this horrible thing to their child.
Another comment that’s caused a major reaction is, “You must be very strong to be able to handle having an autistic child.” No, I’m not. I didn’t choose this. I wouldn’t have chosen it. I deal with it because I have no choice, and I don’t always do a good job. I get angry. I get frustrated. I blow up. Sometimes I wish I could quit. Sometimes I’ve had enough of failed “foolproof” methods and fall back on spankings. Maybe the only “strong” thing I do is not ask why this happened to us; it doesn’t fucking matter why it happened, it doesn’t help to question it. Asking that stupid question doesn’t change shit. It is what it is, and all I can do is deal with it and hope my beautiful, loving, happy little autistic boy gets better.
And that brings me to my last point: hope.
Earlier I mentioned another little boy who was diagnosed autistic. His parents were told there was almost no hope (and this boy’s father has fantasized many times of throat punching the vile, heartless doctor who casually said, “Oh, he’s got about a ten percent chance of ever being normal”).
Today that little boy is living a normal life. He’s a Cub Scout, has friends, is happy and active, and almost nobody knows he was autistic. Earlier this year a different doctor said he no longer meets the criteria for autism.
He’s my other son. My autistic son’s big brother.
Not long ago, we didn’t know if he’d ever talk. We didn’t know if he had any hope of living on his own. We didn’t know if he’d ever have friends. But he’s a happy, smart little kid, with all the opportunity in the world. He’s going to be fine.
And that’s why I won’t give up on my youngest son. Fuck autism.
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