Portable battery chargers from Bastion

Bastion Battery Packs 3

These are pretty sweet little battery packs – as you can see from the pictures, we had some engraved for our minions to use in their world-domination related travels. More importantly, today (as in the 9th of March) they’re 25%, so it’s a good time to pick one up.

Note – the one you buy won’t have our catchphrase engraved on it, though if enough of you want us to carry them we will.

Buy yours right here and enter B515 at checkout for your discount (that’s what Bastion tells us anyway).

Bastion Battery Packs 1

Bastion Battery Packs 5

Bastion Battery Packs 4

Each will completely recharge a smartphone from dead 1 to 1.5 times (we’ve been getting about 1 1/2 but it may vary). It’s an aluminum body, 2699mah Samsung Grade A cell with 4 LED charge indicators. All the other info can be found on the web page. We started using ours (about 12 of them scattered among the team) before Christmas and have had no issues so far. Not bad for $30 ($22.50 with the discount).

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3 thoughts on “Portable battery chargers from Bastion

  • March 10, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    Code no worky today.

    Same…if it don’t say Kill Em All, what good is it?

  • March 10, 2015 at 11:41 am

    I don’t want one unless its engraved!

  • March 10, 2015 at 5:33 am

    I would purchase one of these if it had the battle flag and and the “kill them all” “break their shit” saying on it


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