Order Whiskey With Wisdom

Understanding whiskey
| December 11, 2018
Categories: Assorted Ramblings

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Understanding Whiskey

Know Your Bourbon Before Imbibing

  1. What is the definition of good whiskey?
  2. What is the right way to drink whiskey?
  3. What are the four ways to order whiskey?
  4. Why is whiskey sometimes spelled “whisky” and sometimes spelled “whiskey”?

Find the answers to these three questions (and more) by watching this outstanding video by Modern Rogue (which we enjoy) and the Wizard Academy (which we really hope to attend someday).

Go ahead. We’ll wait.


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At the Wizard Academy (Whiskey Marketing School).

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  1. Bart Burner

    C’mon, most scotch is no better than methylated spirit . . .

  2. Hunter LaPointe

    Seriously, all that shit sucks. Whiskey is horrible and doesn’t hold a candle to rum. And if you are going to go there, then you should be drinking scotch. The best thing you got going is the fact she is wearing FLECKTAR!!! My god if you think this is serious, dial it down and just mellow out…



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