More Gyrene Humor: Broken and Unreadable

We stumbled across a new Marine Corps cartoon the other day thanks to our buddy Mark the Ninja. It’s by a Marine infantryman named William Melancom.  Broken and Unreadable is the name, and it addresses (as the author put it) the obsurdities and ‘retardation’ so common in the Marine Corps, largely from a Lance Corporal’s perspective. It’s pretty good stuff and will no doubt resonate with more than just the 0311s it primarily features.

Palmetto State Armory AR 15 parts and accessories
They have infinite capacity endless assault mags too!

 

 

The cartoon’s website is at: http://www.brokenandunreadable.com/index.html

Go check it out. Don’t be so fucking motarded you get butt hurt about it.

This has been Slim Call, for the Mad Duo here on Breach-Bang-Clear. I’m over my crabs and most of my lesions have cleared up. Once I get my bore punched next week you’ll be hearing more from me. Clear.

Like what you read here? Consider backing us on Patreon.

Back breach-bang-clear on Patreon - Join House Morningwood

You’ll be automatically enrolled into the Tactical Buyers Club, thus getting dozens of discount codes to high-end companies in the tactical/firearm/outdoor arena, and you’ll earn the right to wear the House Morningwood sigil.

⚠️ Some hyperlinks in this article may contain affiliate links. If you use them to make a purchase, we will receive a small commission at no additional cost to you. It’s just one way to Back the Bang. #backthebang 

 

 

Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.


Swingin' Dick has 182 posts and counting. See all posts by Swingin' Dick

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *