Madmartigan: Scoundrel, Ruffian, and the Greatest Swordsman Who Ever Lived

Madmartigen, Willow (1988), played by Val Kilmer
March 21, 2022  
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“The man is a scoundrel! A ruffian! Look at him!”  And so does Willow Ufgood describe Madmartigan, the rakishly handsome rogue played by Val Kilmer in the movie Willow

Madmartigan

An improbably charming rogue, Madmartigan was as much a hero as he was a scoundrel. The deuteragonist (the person second in importance to the protagonist in a story) of the 1988 George Lucas film, he was a disgraced warrior of Galladoorn.

"I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived." Madmartigan (Val Kilmer, Willow)

“Madmartigan! So! Well, I knew you’d end up in a squirrel’s cage sooner or later!”

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Airk Thaughbaer (Gavan O'Herlihy), from the 1988 film Willow

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Meeting Madmartigan (Val Kilmer)

Torchlight glimmered on a weird scene. In the one cage, the skeleton leered and pointed, revolving uncannily, always facing them, no matter where they moved. In the other cage, a scarecrow dangled the hapless Willow from one long arm…

The man’s parched, cracked lips parted in a kind of smile. Teeth gleamed. He wiped the filthy back of his free hand across his mouth.

“Water, little Pecks, or your friend’s crows’ meat!”

He was a frightening specter. His eyes glinted in the torchlight out of a tangled mass of long black hair. Stubble covered his chin and cheeks. His clothes were such filthy rags that it was hard to tell what they might once have been – perhaps a cotton shirt, a leather vest and high boots, a neckerchief, a sash.

Water!” 

 

Madmartigen

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Madmartigen fighting General Kale (Willow gif)

 

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Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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