Cro-Magnum (not Cro-Magnon) Arms International (CAI) is selling an assault rock (tactical model). These have been, as the ad says, “…flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel.”

You should definitely get one of these “low speed, high drag” tactical assault rocks while you still can. It’s only a matter of time before it makes Dianne Feinstein’s list.

From the sale page:

NOW IN EXTRA TACTICAL BLACK!

Features:
-enhanced grip texture
-easily concealable
-can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm
-low tech tactical black spray paint

ALL PROFIT TO BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA

Tactical specifics:

*This is not a weapon.
*This can not be attached to a weapon
*Does not include the “shoulder thing that goes up”
*This is for historical and decorative purposes only
*Can not be  sold to Califorinia residents
*If purchased assault rock must be watched carefully as they can develop a mind of their own
*Buyer’s responsibility to check all local laws and regulations
*All ATF and NFA rules and regulations apply

Questions and answers about this item

	Q: Does this Rock come with a crtificate of authenticty? I don’t want to buy any of those fake Chineese import rocks that just break when you use them. A: It will come with a certificate of authenticity.	Jan 15, 2013
	Q: Will you ship to New York? It would need to be quick because the grip on this assault rock would count as a “military” feature and may be banned tonight. A: I will ship to New York. Auction ends tomorrow so you should probably do everything you can so you can get grandfathered in. I’ll ship it right out for you.	Jan 14, 2013
	Q: Can this work in conjunction with pocket sand? A: It could be quite the combo.	Jan 14, 2013
	Q: Sheesh, that looks like it could leave quite nasty cuts or bruises, and could be pretty noisy. Is it possible to get them with a coating of moss, so as to cushion some of those sharp edges? (Or at least make the blows a… Continue reading A: Something like a pillow sack can help to suppress the noise from a blow. If you are looking to do less damage might I recommend you arm yourself with a smile and hugs.	Jan 14, 2013
	Q: I have been informed that the weapon you are advertising for sale (or a model just like it) was involved in a unprovoked attack and eventual death of one Mr, Goliath (first name unknown) by a Mr. David (last name unknown)…. Continue reading A: Some of our original designs are based off of David’s rock. It’s nice seeing a properly armed citizen defending himself and others. What could have happened had he not had his assault rock?	Jan 14, 2013

 

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