Celebrity Shooters, Deployments, our World Travels and Billy Bob Teeth

So, a couple of quick updates and a question. You guys know we have mailed ourselves all over the world visiting troops in the field. We've got pictures in Afghanistan, Iraq, a really weird place in Africa, Australia and of course all over the US. Sometimes we're fighting alongside the grunts, sometimes in training, often at strip clubs (remember when we got thrown out of that one place in Vegas with the SF guys from Denmark?) Anyway, we've finally gotten started on a gallery and an interactive map. Stay tuned for that. If we can get permission, we'll post the video of us in a convoy ambush…we just don't want to get a certain young gyrene in trouble for filming us with tracers in the background instead of shooting back.

As most of you are aware, it's the guys with boots on the ground (overseas and on the street at home) we typically write for, though we are increasingly impressed with the trained and educated responsibly armed citizens we meet. However, sometimes it's cool to hang out with celebrities and celebrity shooters. To that end we've hung out with and interviewed the director of Act of Valor, Scott Waugh, as well as likes of Rob Pincus, Kyle LambChris Costa, Travis Haley, and Airborne Willie.

Those guys are all great guys to spend time with, but our question is, do you want to hear about the guy from this video? Because to be honest, he seems like our kind of dude. Let us know what you think. 




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About the Authors: Richard “Swingin’ Dick” Kilgore and Jake “Slim” Call are the HMFICs at Breach-Bang-Clear (breachbangclear.com). They are the most door-kickingest, trigger-pullingest action figures in the tactically operational tactical operator world. Subscribe to them and stay informed about TTPs, new kit, and latest in what's stoopid (and occasionally inspiring) in the military and modern society or check them out on Facebook.

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Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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