Casio G-Shock 5000

This G-shock may be the toughest ever built, might be the very last watch you will ever need to buy, and qualifies as an ultimate “Grey Man” timepiece. But we still like the old calculator watch too. Mad Duo

Casio G-Shock 5000

Tim the Russian

How do you build a grey man’s watch? Does it involve a completely new design, or could you take an old classic and make it into a one-of-a-kind “sleeper” watch? If you’re wondering what a “sleeper” is, let’s look at an extreme example, a watch that costs much more than most automobiles on the road today: the Patek Philippe 5270, a very simple and ordinary case with incredible engineering inside and an MSRP of $164,000.00. Not a watch you wear to show off, a watch you wear for a completely opposite reason; to blend in, not stand out, but have something really incredible on your wrist. Its not a watch for the crowd, its a watch just for you (on a personal note, it’s fucking insane to pay that for a watch).

Casio’s GW-5000 J1F is precisely that kind of an animal: a very simple-looking engineering marvel that only some of the most anal G-Shock collectors will truly appreciate.

If you are like Russian Tim, and like big, bold watches, this may not appeal to you. It’s an anti-hero of the “tacticool” watches – a minimalistic tool, with practically no visual appeal – and it’s pretty small by today’s standards. At the same time, this watch is probably the toughest G-Shock made today, tougher than the Mudmaster, Frogman, etc.

This model adapts the well-known aesthetics of the original G-Shock, DW-5000C, introduced in 1983, which was eventually replaced in 1990s by a very common DW-5600 (which can be still be found at every Walmart and Target for about $35). Most folks experience a bit of a sticker shock when they find out that the new 5000 retails at just over ten times the price of DW-5600 “square” – yes, you read it correct, GW-5000’s msrp is $400 USD (it’s not officially sold in US, Japan only, thus the price fluctuates a bit based on yen-to-dollar exchange rate). Typical discounted market price is still around $350, and it has to be shipped from Japan.

At this point you must be thinking, “WTF” ? Read on. The devil (or the pure awesomeness of this watch) is in the details: Japanese pedigree, full metal DLC case with a screw in diver case back, atomic radio calibration, solar recharge, and much more.

Size, comfort, fit

By today’s standards, it’s a small(ish) watch. Matter of fact, it almost feels like your dick shrinks by an inch or two when you wear it (Back in the 1983 it was considered a very large watch – and your dick gained few inches just by wearing it).

Dick jokes aside, it’s the most comfortable watch I own. The size has nothing to do with it; Casio uses a model-proprietary material for both the case cover and the strap. While most G-Shocks use a blend of a rubber resin, GW-5000 uses a unique natural rubber blend – very, very soft and pliable. It must be noted, this is the only watch made by Casio that uses this material, and it’s also one of the main selling points of the watch, as it makes it incredibly comfortable to wear. 5000 is a bit heftier than a basic square due to the full metal case. It’s actually exactly twice the weight of the 5600 (which is still pretty light).

  •  43.5 mm left-to-right edge
  •  47 mm top-bottom
  •  13 mm thickness
  •  21/13mm screen size
  •  74g weight
  •  17mm lugs (covered by resin, thus it does not look that tiny)
  •  Band – 21mm at lugs, 19 mm at buckle
  •  38 mm Screw-in caseback diameter

Case design

Another dose of awesome. While the $35 version has a resin case, the 5000 is DLC stainless steel, with a screw-in diver watch caseback. Unless you butcher-fuck the watch by taking it apart, you will never have a chance to really see the awesomeness of the case (but that really is the point!)

  • DLC-coated stainless steel case (although you can only see the screw-in caseback, it’s so fucking cool – the exact shade of Darth Vader’s helmet)
  •  Double-gasketed push buttons with extra-strength springs, recessed just slightly deeper into the case (if you have particularly large booger hooks, you may need to use a nail to push the buttons)

Functionality

And yet again, more awesomeness. It takes all the standard functions of a basic G-Shocks, and adds a lot more, such as solar charging and atomic timekeeping.

  • Atomic Timekeeping:  Japan, USA, Germany, England & China (5000 syncs with one of the six broadcast radio stations just after midnight, every night – thus keeping this watch very accurate without any need to adjust it manually)
  •  Solar recharge (the manual has a convoluted explanation of how much and what kind of light exposure is required, but in my experience, indoor light for a few hours a day keeps it fully charged; power reserve is really fucking long – about a year in total darkness)
  •  World time: 48 cities (small difference from many standard G-Shocks – 5000 shows both UTC and London TZs, while many Casios show just one)
  • Hourly time signal (I know this is minuscule, but this watch sounds very different from other G-Shocks – frequency and speed)
  •  1/100-second stopwatch (24hr range)
  •  Countdown timer (24Hr range)
  •  Five independent daily alarms
  •  Battery power indicator
  •  Power Saving mode (after an hour in the dark, the watch shuts off the screen – this function can be switched off for night ops)
  •  Auto-calendar, 12/24-hour format
  •  Electro-luminescent backlight / tilt activated (this function is total BS, in my humble opinion of course – the watch lights up when you tilt the wrist; great way to give away your position while really killing the battery life. Disable that shit – yes, it’s easily disabled)

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Water resistance

  • 200m / 660ft
  •  I took GW-5000 on a couple of shallow dives (50ft max); used buttons underwater – no issues whatsoever. The screw-in in caseback and reinforced pushers make this watch very much suitable for diving.

Legibility

This is another standout. GW-5000 has a premium-grade display; it’s sharper and has better contrast than any other G-Shock (yes, I really mean it; the new $1000 2016 Frogman comes close, but not quite the same). This square also has “fatter” screen font, further improving legibility.

Backlight is dimmer then a standard G-Shock, but it’s also much easier on a night-adapted vision. No worries, it’s still very visible.

Would I recommend this as a tactical watch? Fuck yes. This may be the very definition of a tactical watch.

Cheers and God bless.

-Tim

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Timur Kupa 7About the Author: Timur Aleksandrovich is former taiga-frolicking proud bacon- and big-dog-loving American who ain’t from around these parts. We can’t tell you where he comes from, but we can say he grew up wearing a fuzzy hat, loves vodka (which he pronounces WODka) and never does anything without a plan. Though his profession has nothing to do with anything tactically sexy (that we’re gonna tell you about), Tim knows his way around guns and gear. Luckily he made so much money in the 90s selling off Sukhoi Su-47s, souped up BTR-90s and that one cherry MD-160 Ekranoplan to Jacobim Mugatu he can still afford all kinds of cool toys. Timka is an extraordinarily proficient shooter and prefers timepieces that weigh as much as a small child. He is evil genius smart, retard strong and easygoing as an Amish guy stoned on Sunday. You may have read about him in a couple things written by Tolstoy and Mikhail Sholokhov (or maybe it was Pasternak, we can never remember). We hang around with him not so much because we like him but because he sounds like Col. Strelnikov when he talks, and because he lets his Great Danes wear shemaghs. We’re still holding out hope he’ll someday show up to the range with an original 1983 Jatimatic 9x19mm SMG and lots of ammo. A desultory meteorologist and member in good standing of our “Everyman Tactical” element, Tim is a graduate of Grosse Pointe High School and is a Martin Blank cynicist in good standing. Most of this we’re just making up of course, but he really does look good in those shaggy hats and he really is gay for watches and knives. If you’re the stalking sort you can creep on him by watching him on the live webcam he has in his outhouse on the steppe right here.

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3 thoughts on “Casio G-Shock 5000

  • September 13, 2016 at 10:12 am
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    I believe that the 5000/5600 G-Shocks are the perfect wrist-watch. They are light, robust, legible, discrete and affordable. It shows typical Japanese disregard for the Veblen Good mentality which many European watchmakers are obsessed with and approaches the problem from an entirely new, functional standpoint. And as usual, when you get back to the original problem, include modern technological advances and are totally uninterested in making a fashion statement, you create a revolution.

    I first noticed Gs when I lived in Japan and I thought they were silly, hideous things. Then I found out why they looked that way and I was hooked. I rarely wear anything else these days. How many G-shocks have been sold? Is G-Shock the most popular watch brand on Earth? I wouldn’t be surprised if it is, On certain websites a ” military watch” looks like a CwC G10- analogue, mechanical, WR30m with battery hatch. While I would never take anything away from this design classic, I believe that G-Shock is the watch worn by most military/law-enforcement personnel. It has simply not been bettered yet.

    The new design of the G-5600A was stated by Casio themselves to be more shock-resistant than the old screwback models and it is easy to see why, with a more laminated, shock-absorbing structure: think ’50s Oldsmobile vs modern Toyota. However, the screwback models are still very special. I have left my number with my local G Dealer with instructions to call as soon as one appears.

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  • September 2, 2016 at 8:18 am
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    I want it… I haven’t found a good watch in YEARS that I trust to be my faithful companion. What I’d REALLY like though is a watch with a ballistic calculator built in. That’d be bitchin.

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  • August 9, 2016 at 11:46 am
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    I’ve had the $35.00 model for 5 years, a few different third world countries, through mud, sweat, blood, and the occasional tears (the blood and tears not being mine of course). It’s been with me through countless days at the range, through near 130 degree temps in Death Valley for months, and some of the coldest days the high Cascades can offer. It’s taken falls from rock faces and endured bouncing around tight spaces of engine bays and undercarriages of 4×4’s. It’s been my faithful companion when saving lives, taking away irresponsibly used freedoms, and when narrowly avoiding making babies.

    I could have spent 10x the price, but the sheer reality is, I couldn’t ask it to do more than stick with me, show the time, wake me up occasionally, and light up when it’s dark.

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