Zipper Suited Sun Gods: a look at Fighter Pilots

We like bashing on zipper suited sun gods, particularly the fighter jocks. This isn’t to impugn (grunts: impugn) their ability or skill. There are some true warriors up there pushing a stick, and anyone who says they don’t appreciate CAS is either lying to you or they’re an insurgent. The arrogance of some starts to chafe us before too long – not because we mind someone who is self-assured. We’re just confident the world revolves around us, not them – though to be fair the flightsuits look good on the hawt female aircrew.

You know what the worst thing in the world would be? A Navy SEAL pilot. That would create some kind of wormhole of self-congratulatory awesomeness. The flightsuit for a Navy SEAL pilot would have to be sewn of unicorn hair and washed in dragon semen or something, there’d just be no other way to put them in uniform.

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Now, lest the butt tears flow, we’ll remind you how awesome it can be to have fighter pilots flying top cover.

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We appreciate all the help zipper-suited sun gods have given us over the years, but we’re still going to make fun of them.

 

Mad Duo, Breach-Bang-CLEAR!

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