The Morning Wood Tactical Buyers Club

The House Morningwood Bazaar - some of the companies therein
December 1, 2018  
Categories: Guns

The Tactical Buyers Club – it’s a thing. If you throw in a few bucks in for membership, you’ll get unique buying opportunities and special pricing from participating companies, and the occasional bit of free loot from us.
We refer to the Tactical Buyers Club as “House Morningwood.”
Wait, what? Why?
You have questions. Read on.

House Morningwood and its Tactical Buyers Club - backing Breach-Bang-Clear on Patreon

What is the Tactical Buyers Club?

It is a rewards program you get access to when you back Breach-Bang-Clear (#backthebang on social media) and the various individual contributors who help us do what we do.

People who support us via Patreon (a recurring platform for crowdfunding) have access to special pricing, early deals, and giveaways.

Collectively, all companies in the club are referred to as the “Morningwood Bazaar.” A bazaar is like a medieval marketplace, souk, or bourse. Only our bazaar is a virtual one selling badass tactical gear and firearm accessories instead of primitive shit.

There are also fewer lice and better toilet paper.

How do I join the Tactical Buyers Club?

Simple. If you like what you see on Breach-Bang-Clear and our social frequencies, give us $1 a month, or $5 a month, or however much you’d like to pledge.
The more money you pledge on Patreon, the higher your discount codes.
What kind of companies are involved?
The best kind, and lots of them. Tactical Tailor, All Skill No Luck, Shield Arms, Ballistic Advantage, ASP USA, and many more.







The best kind, and lots of them. Tactical Tailor, All Skill No Luck, Shield Arms, Ballistic Advantage, ASP USA, and many more. They’re all in the “Morningwood Bazaar.” Go check it out for the full list.

🚩 Why House Morningwood? ⚔️

Because we didn’t want it to be boring. And we’re fucking nerds, okay?

Don’t judge us.

We set up our Patreon account like it’s a “Great House.” Think something like 14th century Europe or, if you’re nerds like us, the houses from George RR Martin’s Game of Thrones series (book or tv, doesn’t matter). We have ranks from Smallfolk (peasant) all the way up to noble Lords.

Smallfolk of Morningwood - Tactical Game of Thrones - Morningwood Bazaar Privileges for those peasants who wear the sigil of this great house.

end the knee to House Morningwood
These are just a few of the banners you’ll find hanging in the Morningwood Bazaar.

It may not be possible for you to be one a Knight of the Kingsguard or a Crow in the Night’s Watch, but you can be a Lord of Morning Wood.

If you don’t follow the series, don’t worry about it. You can still save a fuckton of money on some of the best companies out there.


Join this great House; back us on Patreon. Declare for Morning Wood!

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Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.


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