Awesome Toy Gun Advertisements

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No doubt many of you reading grew up seeing some of these ads. From the classic Daisy rifle to the early 90’s toy renditions of terrible subguns. What were your favorite toys growing up? Let us know in the comments. Mad Duo





Probably, “Big Dick” meant something different when this was printed. Then again, maybe not.




A couple of our minions had Mattel Marauders. We’re told they had more fun with the real things though



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We wonder if the TEC-9 water pistol jammed as much as the real thing





It wasn’t uncommon to take standard guns and just add items to make them “spacey”. Happened in Star Wars and continues to this day




Continuing the trend of accessories making guns futuristic. I suppose when you consider the M16 was designed in the 1950’s….




Of course, there were some great TV commercials too. Noteworthy that even then many avoided actually shooting the bad guys

We can only think this was the original inspiration for the OICW. Also maybe that guy who released a buttstock that conceals a pistol this year at SHOT.

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4 thoughts on “Awesome Toy Gun Advertisements

  • April 16, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Nice post you posted here and is full of knowledge about toy guns. Toy guns are toys which imitate real guns but are designed for children to play with. From hand-carved wooden replicas to factory-produced pop guns and cap guns, toy guns come in all sizes, prices, and materials such as wood, metal, plastic or any combination thereof. Many newer toy guns are brightly colored and oddly shaped to prevent them from being mistaken for real firearms.

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  • May 15, 2015 at 2:52 am

    Some of us need to hand over coin to get Big Dick. Then there are those of us who are nturally blessed. Just sayin’ 🙂

  • May 14, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    HAHA “Get Big Dick Free” sorry, I could not resist.


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