Our Fast Action Response Team: Absolutely Badasses

Some of the people wandering around here at SHOT have inspired us to start recruiting.

That’s right, Breach-Bang-Clear has decided to put together an elite (pronounced eeeee-LIGHT) fightin’ unit. This Fast Action Response Team will be comprised of operators who love to operate. Guys who are, in the immortal words of Gunnery Sgt. Alphonse Apone, “Simply Badasses.”

Here’s a look at them. The guy in the shower is our pick for team leader, mostly because we like his style and because he’s not the only one we’re making fun of. The team terp and sniper are pretty obvious. Still trying to decide who should be the scout and who should be the breacher. Open to your suggestions of course.

We’ll add additional members to the Fast Action Response Team over the coming weeks.


Mad Duo Clear!




Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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