A Wondrous Drinking Story

| June 29, 2017
Categories: Assorted Ramblings

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Take five minutes of your day and watch this video. It’s a great story, promise ya — in fact there’s two stories in it. If you can watch this without grinning, or even laughing along with O’Toole, there’s sumthin’ wrong with ya.

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Make sure you watch all the way through. You need to hear about the jacket, too.

Note: going “on the lash” is a Brit term for going out and drinking a lot, or “getting pissed.”

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