A Wondrous Drinking Story

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Take five minutes of your day and watch this video. It’s a great story, promise ya — in fact there’s two stories in it. If you can watch this without grinning, or even laughing along with O’Toole, there’s sumthin’ wrong with ya.

Make sure you watch all the way through. You need to hear about the jacket, too.

Note: going “on the lash” is a Brit term for going out and drinking a lot, or “getting pissed.”

“It distresses us to return work that is not perfect.”

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