More Gyrene Humor: Broken and Unreadable

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July 26, 2012  
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We stumbled across a new Marine Corps cartoon the other day, thanks to our buddy Mark the Ninja. It’s by a Marine infantryman named William Melancon. Broken and Unreadable is the name, and it addresses (as the author put it) the absurdities and ‘retardation’ so common in the Marine Corps, largely from a Lance Corporal’s perspective. It’s pretty good stuff and will no doubt resonate with more than just the 0311s it primarily features.

This article first ran on July 26, 2012.

Broken and Unreadable circa 2012 - High Five. Dialogue bubble 1: High five! Dialogue bubble 2: This shit-ad better not end up on YouTube.

About William Melancon

William Melancon is a Washington, DC-based graphic designer who is currently working as a Lead Visual Technologist at Booz Allen. Most of his current work involves data-heavy designs, illustration, video work, and animation. William also freelances through T-Box Design LLC.

Broken and Unreadable circa 2012 -
Cultural Awareness. Text box: Meanwhile, At Cultural Awareness Training. Dialogue bubble: Now then, Aghanistan has a rich and proud culture.... where they fuck farm animals, build their houses out of mud and shit in their own front yards

William’s first design work came when he was deployed to Afghanistan as a Marine rifleman assigned to First Battalion, Third Marines. In addition to regular duties, he created diagrams, maps, and other graphics. Afterward, he earned his graphic design degree from Louisiana State University.

B and U - Playing with Fire. Text box: Meanwhile, in Afghanistan Marines fight the effects of Boredom. Dialogue box: Nobody move, I dropped the grenade pin.

From Melancon’s website,

Since then, I have been especially active creating graphics about the US / China trade war, the USMCA, and the COVID-19 pandemic. My graphics have been featured everywhere from the New York Times to Brazilian textbooks to the World Economic Forum in Davos. While in DC, I have been honored with awards from Prospect Magazine and the American Advertising Federation; and look forward to creating award winning, functional, and ground-breaking design for years to come.

Broken and Unreadable 447 - A Diplomatic Mission. Circa 2020.
Text box: The Battle of Scarif, about five minutes before A New Hope starts. Dialogue bubble 1: Devastator, put out a BOLO on Corellian CR90 Corvette, tail marking "Tantive IV", and plot an intercept course. Dialogue box: Roger that, moving to intercept.
Dialogue bubble 2: So how much you want to bet they claim to be civilians, and spin some "diplomatic mission" bullshit.
Dialogue bubble 3: Oh they totally fucking will.

The cartoon’s website was at http://www.brokenandunreadable.com/index.html, but it has since moved/been removed. You can find William Melancon’s work on Facebook or his website.

Go check it out. Don’t be so fucking motarded you get butt hurt about it.

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