Reality Check: Latrines in a Forward Area I

There’s a lot of talk about keeping things in perspective, remembering what the troops have to suffer through why you (or we) are relaxing at home…one thing a lot of you might not thinking about are the ‘facilities’. It’s one thing to have assholes in man-dresses shooting at you. It’s quite another to have to shit in some truly miserable location wherein an entire platoon’s worth of other guys have also shit. Showering, or rather not showering, can truly suck sweaty balls. However, even the lack of showering on a COP or (occasionally) a FOB can and often does frequently suck far worse than having to shit in a forward area.

Especially when you have to deal with assholes dropping rockets and mortar rounds in on top of you while you do it.

Let’s don’t even think about trying to jerk off in one. The stink is mind-numbingly beyond mortal description.

So, in the interest of helping keep things in perspective, we present:

REALITY CHECK: Latrines, Burn Shitters and Piss Tubes in a a forward area.

Please share with your pussy friends who’ve never gone without toilet paper.

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Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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