Light That Stogie | Flamethrower, Blowtorch, Zippo, or Matches?

How to properly light a cigar.
| April 3, 2018
Categories: Lifestyle

Like a good stogie? So do we. That’s why it hurts our heart so to see dilettantes or make-believe cigar lovers fuck it up when they try to light one.

And now, here’s Trek. And a Maduro. And some other props he had laying around. Plus that sweet-ass woobie he’s wearing.

You thought we were kidding about the flamethrower. (We were kidding about the Thermite, but there’s time yet to rectify that.)


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