Like a good stogie? So do we. That’s why it hurts our heart so to see dilettantes or make-believe cigar lovers fuck it up when they try to light one.
And now, here’s Trek. And a Maduro. And some other props he had laying around. Plus that sweet-ass woobie he’s wearing.
You thought we were kidding about the flamethrower. (We were kidding about the Thermite, but there’s time yet to rectify that.)
Now, POP SMOKE!
And btw, we were serious earlier about supporting SureFire. Click the link for fuck’s sake. Look around. Buy a light, or a comp, or a can. They give us all kinds of support, we’d appreciate you giving ’em some business.
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