So we’re pow-wowing with our friend Mat the other day and he’s in a Pew Professional shirt from Article 15 Clothing. (Mat’s the guy behind the “How to be an Operator” and “How to Work Out Like an Operator” videos you’ve probably seen.) The conversation goes quickly sideways and begin discussing the definitions of various “shooter” words: operator, doorkicker, pipe-hitter, trigger-puller, etc. We couldn’t decide on what a Pew Professional is though. Is it someone who gets paid to go Pew Pew Pew? Someone who handles their firearm with proficiency and panache? Someone who knows what panache means?
After much confabulation and discourse (not intercourse) we decided to let you guys decide. The best 3 definitions (chosen at the discretion of a scurrilous crew of miscreants currently gathered at Ft. Bliss) will receive a Pew Professional shirt from Article 15 Clothing.
READ THE DIRECTIONS.
You have to post your definition on THIS page, in the comment section. No definition posted on Facebook or elsewhere counts. It must be in the comments below.
Your reasoning and definition do not necessarily require a syllogism (grunts: syllogism). Hell, they don’t even have to be cogent – but they do have to be entertaining, thought provoking or in some wise noteworthy.
Speaking of which, check out the video below.