If sex was like an FPS

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December 20, 2014  
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The Climax Cam is pretty awesome, but not as good as calling for a care package.

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Sure this has been around a while, but since we just started playing The Crew and finally got around to looking at the previews of Battlefield: Hardline, games are on our mind.

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(Note, if interested, check out The Crew and Battlefield Hardline. We know a bunch of you guys get your nerd on, just like we do – what do you play?)

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  1. five3

    Insurgency on Steam is king.

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  2. Corpsman

    I also like to have totally anonymous adolescents scream obscenities at me on the weekends. Myself, I am a call of duty guy, on xbox. I woul dlove to hook up and play with some actual combat vets.

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