Have Some Manners, Courtesy of Ares Gear


Somewhere in a book of etiquette, which we’ve never read, there’s probably a rule about using a coaster for your drink. Ares Gear makes a manner-supporting product that’ll add spice to your décor while protecting that furniture you spent hard-earned money on.


With engraving options ranging from POTUS (not the current one, of course) quotes to EGAs for the hard-charger to Twain quotes, these coasters will undoubtedly add value to even the most makeshift table.

Marble Coasters

Products like this warm our cold hearts cause the women in our lives also dig these classy, tacticool coasters. Also, they make for awesome improvised weapons.

Check out the coasters HERE.

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