Grey Ghost Gear Shirt For Most Occasions

People are often too kind to each other. We attempt to skirt around issues we don’t agree on and keep our mouths shut when we shouldn’t. That is, unless the tequila fairy has its talons firmly planted, giving us that unnecessary soap box we didn’t need at that six year old prick Dylan’s birthday. We get it, you’re a spoiled bastard and your mom’s a MILF.

They might not work for little Dylan’s birthday, but for all other occasions Grey Ghost Gear has the shirt for you. The shirt is emblazoned with a saying more people need to heed, especially if your candidate didn’t win the election. Three simple words that form a mantra for our ages: “Don’t Be Cunty”. Of course it would be uncouth to have that scrawled across your chest in block letters, but don’t worry, they got you covered. Instead they whipped out the classiest way possible to write calligraphy. Here’s what they had to say about their new shirt.

If you say it’s nice, it’s polite

We have a new shirt for you, perfect for all occasions. You know it’s polite, classy, and proper–because it’s written with very nice calligraphy.

We present: Don’t Be Cunty.

If you’re going to say it anyway, you might as well say it with a smile.

If you want to pick up this awesome shirt head on over here.



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Jake "Slim" Call

Jake "Slim" Call is one of the two most famous action figures in the world. Contrary to what Swingin' Dick says, he does not like fat chicks. Slim has been a part of Breach-Bang-Clear since about '05, and since then has traveled around the world spreading awesomeness, fighting evil and putting single dancing moms through college. Slim hates hippies, sissies and when the MRE Tabasco leaks into the toilet paper and dries there but you don't realize it until its too late. Together with his comrade Richard "Swingin' Dick Kilgore" Slim manages and directs an eeeelight blogging team of writers that thinks you can be a warrior and a patriot and still be amenable to civil discourse.Incorrigibility breeds contempt.


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