Today a minion discusses a favorite piece of gear–let us know what yours is in the comments (no woobies, that’s assumed!) Mad Duo
Great Gear: The Neckerchief
My favorite piece of gear isn’t complicated, high tech, or sexy.
Hell, it’s not even expensive or ironically fashionable. No, it’s not a shemagh (remember that part about hipster fashion?) it’s a neckerchief. Yes, you read that right. Now before you get PTSD flashbacks to your time in the Cub Scouts, allow me to give the complete name:
Neckerchief, Man’s, Cotton, knitted. NSN# 8440-01-148-4549.
While I suppose you could put a slide on it (or cobble a Turk’s head knot like the cool kids), unlike at Boy Scout meetings it’s not a requirement.
Where did it come from? The source of 95% of undergraduate term papers, Wikipedia, has this entry:
The Scouting movement makes the neckerchief part of its uniform. A generally ceremonial item, the neckerchief is taught to be a practical wilderness item in the Scouting tradition. The neckerchief, unrolled, is designed to be the perfect size for use as a triangular bandage for first aid.
The origin of the Scouting neckerchief seems to be in Robert Baden-Powell’s participation in the Second Matabele War in 1896, where he worked with Frederick Russell Burnham, an American-born scout employed by the British Army. Baden-Powell copied Burnham’s practical style of dress, including “a grey-coloured handkerchief, loosely tied around the neck to prevent sunburn”. When Baden-Powell launched the Scout Movement with the book Scouting for Boys in 1908, he prescribed a neckerchief or scarf as part of the Scout uniform, which he stated was “very like the uniform worn by my men when I commanded the South African Constabulary”.
The neckerchief started as practical outdoors wear (think cowboys, though it surely predates the American West), then military wear, was transformed into ceremonial wear, and then found new life as practical military wear again. Though widely called a, ‘Desert Storm Scarf’ because that’s where it saw widespread use, it actually gained an NSN back in 1983.
It’s not Coyote or Flat Dark Earth or Desert Sand or Burnt Bronze; instead, it’s plain old brown (actually US Army Brown #436) just like the old issued Army undershirts. Also like the undershirts, it’s dull and boring knit cotton. Shit, it’s literally an undershirt shaped like a 24×72” rectangle.
I should say “apparently” 72” long. I’m comparing three of them right now, and while they’re two feet wide, they’re only around 62” long. We can account for some shrinkage but 10” seems like pushing it. Regardless, a precision-fit uniform item it ain’t.
My introduction to the practical neckerchief (which henceforth shall be known as the ‘Desert Scarf’) was at a surplus store more than an hour off base. There was a huge box of them for only a few bucks each. I hated our hot, terrible, issued neck gaiter so I thought I’d give one a shot.
I ended up liking it quite a bit. One day while espousing the excellence that is the Desert Scarf, a civilian friend asked me where I got it. I told him and the next day he had the entire bigassed box in the back of his truck. His uncle owned that store and graciously donated the entire load to my unit.
While the Desert Scarf had been recently issued to soldiers in the Army (my wife received one before her last Iraq deployment) and Air Force, I’d never seen one in the Marine Corps at the time. But a whole lot of us in my unit had several.
Just like the original Boy Scout neckerchief, the Desert Scarf has nearly endless uses. If you can do it with a bandanna or cravat dressing, chances are you can do it with a Desert Scarf just as well. Mine have seen use:
- sun guard for neck
- makeshift dust mask
- sweat rag
- preventing sling burn
- weapon cleaning rag
- lens cleaner
- ghetto water cooler (get the Desert Scarf wet, wrap it around a bottle and spin it around; the evaporation of the water chills the bottle).
You can use it to filter debris from water before purification, as a bandage, cut it into bore patches or toilet paper, and on and on. You can spend quite a bit of time Googling other uses if you desire.
Now, you may be asking, “why not just use a shemagh?” and I’ll give you an answer: it packs down tighter than most shemaghs (around the size of a baseball without even trying), it’s lighter weight, doesn’t hold water as long so it dries faster, and is cheap as hell. For normal wear, I’d usually put it behind my neck and then tuck the tails down behind my gear.
When more material is needed, simply pull more out. Stupid Easy.
If you want to try one out for yourself, I found a few sources online (like here). And if you keep your eyes peeled, you might spot a bigassed box in a surplus store.
Much like the vaunted Vertx shirt, I wear this too much. You can tell the pictures span several years, as gear and my beard fluctuates considerably.
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About the Author: A combat veteran of the United States Marine Corps, Dave “Mad Duo Merrill” is a former urban warfare and foreign weapons instructor for Coalition fighting men. An occasional competitive shooter, he has a strange Kalashnikov fetish the rest of the minions try to ignore. Merrill, who has superb taste in hats, has been published in a number of places, the most awesome of which is, of course, here at Breach-Bang-Clear. He loves tacos, is kind of a dick and married way, way above his pay grade. You can contact him at Merrill(at)BreachBangClear.com and follow him on Instagram here (@dave_fm).