USA Today Rifle Mods – Four Things They Missed
You’ve likely seen the imagery from USA Today’s recent tomfuckery about AR15s.
They talked about a few mods (red dots, vertical foregrips, etc.) but they missed a few. Here are some we thought of — what are we missing? Let us know. There really ought to be a lineup of these somewhere.
1. Underbarrel Assault Clown
2. Phased Plasma Rifle in a 40 Watt Range
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3. Magazine sword base plate (warning: not suitable for drum mags, and looks like ISIS)
4. Clever Girl rail-attach velociraptor.
So, what else should be on this list?
By the way, we’re aware there are a handful of real chainsaw bayonets out there. We just think it’s stupid for anyone to act as though they’re commonplace, readily available, or used in any serious way.
C’mon USA Today, and news media in general. If you want to have a discussion, let’s discuss — but how about we be serious, and academic? This sort of disingenuous and inflammatory “reporting” just helps perpetuate the already entrenched tribalism of the gun control debate.
Seriously. The media has become a fucking caricature of itself.
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