The Best Christmas Movie EVAR is Die Hard – Here is the Proof

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Duh. Is a pig's ass pork?
| December 24, 2018
Categories: Op-Eds

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Well…is a pig’s ass pork? 

It’s been debated for a while now, but we have incontrovertible, irrefutable proof. Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and not just any Christmas movie – it’s the best Christmas movie.

Merry Christmas, John McClane.

Let us hear no more on the subject. The matter is settled.


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