Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Well…is a pig’s ass pork?
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It’s been debated for a while now, but we have incontrovertible, irrefutable proof. Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and not just any Christmas movie – it’s the best Christmas movie.
Merry Christmas, John McClane.
Let us hear no more on the subject. The matter is settled.
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