Red Dawn Code Words (and WOLVERINES!)

The chair is against the wall (and other Red Dawn Wolverine code words) on a shirt.
| May 19, 2020
Categories: Gear

The chair is against the wall… John has a long mustache… Wound my heart with monotonous languor… . Most of you reading this have heard all the Wolverine Red Dawn quotes, but there’s more to it.

It’s 11:59 on Radio Free America; this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now I’ve got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. It’s twelve o’clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on, or behind the line, this is your song.”

Man wearing "The chair is against the wall" shirt and drinking coffee.

It’s similar to “Radio London” (Radio Londres), which broadcast through most of WWII from England into Nazi-occupied France. Operated by the Free French in conjunction with the BBC, it served to counter Axis propaganda and also to pass along coded instructions to members of the Resistance, the OSS, and others involved in fighting against the occupation.

Read more about it (and find some outstanding loot related thereto) over on the House Morningwood website.

wolverines morale patch on helmet cover.


Ici Londres ! Les Français parlent aux Français…





  1. Kenneth Noisewater

    Larry, can you tell me if Drumpf is in the room with us now?

  2. Douglas Hanson

    Maybe he is trying to wound my heart with monotonous languor?

  3. Brian

    Mad Duo, it seems Larry IS confused — and perhaps a bit mad. It is a common syndrome, unfortunately.

  4. Ginger Primrose Lopez

    The Donkey Squad fell off a Cliff and hanged themselves.

  5. Larry Wilson

    I would guess two things here:

    1. You guys are big Trump supporters
    2. You don’t get the irony that you are offering Red Dawn paraphernalia.

    Haven’t you heard? Russia won.
    So, probably take down this post and remove your paraphernalia from the internet before I call attorney General Barr and DHS comes to visit you and the middle of the night.

    • Mad Duo

      To Larry Wilson, [email protected]…That’s a very confusing comment, Larry. On a number of levels. Give Barr a ring if you feel it necessary, and gosh thanks for that piquant comment!

    • Fuck youda

      Fuck you

    • Fuck Your Mom

      Fuck you bitch. Don’t wanna’ hear that pussy anti-American shit! Your boys come to my spot, they’ll die bitch!

    • Fuck Larry

      Larry should be HUNG for his Biden loving, pussy comments. Fuck Larry!



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