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CZ70 |  Cold War Commie Semi-Auto

This week’s firearm is right out of the pages of a John LeClare novel, a cold war treasure by way of the Czech Republic. The Vz. 70 or CZ 70 is a double-action, semi-automatic blowback operated pistol. It was an upgrade of the earlier CZ 50 that was designed for Czechoslovakia’s police force by Ceská zbrojovka Uherský Brod (known more commonly as CZ).

The Kratochvíl Brothers (Jaroslav and Jan) designed the original pistol and chambered it in 32 ACP. Looks and operation closely mirror the Walther PPK. Like the PPK, the fixed sights are small. Like most other COMBLOC guns of this era, the grips are Bakelite. It was first made in 1950 (hence the name) and the CZ70 debuted in 1970.

CZ70 Cold War semi-auto 32ACP

CZ70 Cold War semi-auto 32ACP

Some folks compare it to the CZ52 in looks. That pistol came out a few years later and was designed by the same brothers, but is a completely different firearm.

By the time 1970 rolled around, these police guns were showing some wear and problems began to surface. Rather than adopt a whole new pistol, CZ made some improvements to the CZ 50 and released the new model as the CZ 70.The majority of parts are interchangeable and both pistols use the same magazines. The base plate of the CZ70 was given a pinky extension, for Czechs with bigger dick skinners.

 CZ70 Cold War semi-auto 32ACP

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The design changes or upgrades include the following:

  • A larger recess for the web between thumb and finger on the frame.
  • Checkering on the trigger guard was reduced and merged with the frame
  • Top of the slide was stippled to reduce the potential for glare.
  • Better grip texturing
  • Addition of more slide serrations, widening these serrations
  • Stamping the serial number directly under the ejection port.

From a collector’s standpoint, CZ50s are classified as Curios & Relics and listed as such by the ATF. CZ 70s on the other hand are considered a modern firearm and will not be C&R for at least another four years.

As a backup piece, you can do a lot worse. The 32 ACP caliber is often looked down upon as a pipsqueak when compared to 9mm, 38 Special and 45 ACP, but do not underestimate the power of this round. Again, we’re looking at the sidearm of a Communist police force more concerned with wounding someone escaping a “worker’s paradise”, not designed for taking out a perp on PCP with a chainsaw in his hands.

You probably will not win a target shooting competition with one of these pistols. The trigger is heavy, caliber is marginal and the ergonomics leave a bit to be desired. Likewise, they do not make for an ideal carry piece or backup handgun.

 CZ70 Cold War semi-auto 32ACP

But the CZ70 and CZ50 do represent a snapshot in time and a reminder of the Cold War. None of the CZ50s and very few of the CZ70s were sold on the commercial or foreign market while they were produced. Thankfully one of our former employers, Century International Arms, bought up the lion’s share of these little pistols and imported them into the US a while back.

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This is basically a gun for guys who like guns (or the CZ breed), or Eurotrash handgun collector who needs one of everything.

As a collectible or occasional shooter you cannot go wrong with one of these CZs, priced at less than $250.

CZ70 Cold War semi-auto 32ACP

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Mike Searson

Mike “the Mook” Searson is a veteran writer who began his career in firearms at the Camp Pendleton School for Destructive Boys at age 17. He has worked in the firearms industry his entire life, writing about guns and knives for numerous publications and consulting with the film industry on weapons while at the same time working as gunsmith and ballistician. Though seemingly a surly curmudgeon shy a few chromosomes at first meeting, Searson is actually far less of a dick and at least a little smarter than most of the Mad Duo’s minions. He is rightfully considered to be not just good company, but actually fit for polite company as well (though he has never forgotten his roots as a rifleman trained to kill people and break things, and if you look closely you’ll see his knuckles are still quite scabbed over from dragging the ground). You can learn more about him on his website or follow him on Twitter, @MikeSearson. [huge_it_gallery id="19"]

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