The Clayton Haugen 2019 calendar is available if you weren’t already aware (well, and even if you were). Happily, for those of you not in the know, we’re here to look after you. You’re welcome.
You can go by one right now, right here, and support a fucking brilliant artist (and Small American Business).
Or, you could scroll through these pictures, then buy one when you get to the bottom (which to be honest is what we’d do). We’d tell you more, but thus far our attempts to establish comms with him have been unsuccessful. We’ll keep trying.
In the meantime, you enjoy this dystopian imagery (and the sublimely compelling women therein).
NOTE: All imagery is the property of Clayton Haugen; we’re simply using it to proselytize.
We have called the banners.
Pretty badass, eh? If you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, that shit should be in a movie, and in a series of books, and internationally famous,” then go ahead and tell yourself you’re correct.
Oh, wait…what’s this?
Is reading Breach-Bang-Clear worth at least $1 month to you? That’s not even a lapdance! Consider backing us!
What is Patreon? It’s a crowdfunding platform. Breach-Bang-Clear readers pledge from $1 to $50 a month to “House Morningwood” (our Game of Thrones house, complete with sigil!), to help us with expenses. We, in turn, give our supporters unique content, membership to a closed discussion group, and access to the “Morningwood Bazaar“, which is basically helluva lot of unique discount codes (up to 60%) to numerous manufacturers and retailers. “Bend the knee” to House Morningwood and help us cover costs. Rise Before Dawn!