Vertx Gunfighter Shirts Now in Kryptek Mandrake

Yep, now you too can be styling in a Vertx “gunfighter” shirt (nice shirts, by the way) and sport a pattern that allows you to remain camouflaged while looking at least somewhat like some sort of reptile critter from Star Trek. It’s made of 50/50 NYCO and sports all the features we’ve come to expect in a combat shirt and is printed in the Kryptek Mandrake pattern camo scheme.

Some of us remember the old days when you had to sew your own…or the even older days, when there was no way in hell they’d let you wear anything like this. These new troops and cops these days…*sigh*…they have no idea how good they have it.

Mandrake is a suprisingly good pattern, though you can’t necessarily tell from inside the Vertx Super Secret World Domination Morrow Unit HQ


The new shirts will be available for pre-order on hopefully by Monday, though it’s entirely possible they could appear on the website over the weekend. Orders should ship by the end of January.

Plotting the conquest of at least one small suburb in Ohio…

Note: yes, his flag is crooked. He’s aware of it and promised to fix it in the same breath he told us he was sending the pictures. Give him a break, he was a knuckledragger before he got involved in all this corporate stuff. He’s lucky he can spell Kryptek.

If you care, he’s wearing a Vertx mandrake hat, Vertx Gunfighter top (also in mandrake) and Vertx pants (you guessed it, in mandrake). We’re unsure what sort of skivvies he has on under there, but we’re guessing commando (at least we hope so).

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Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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