Venom 2nd Trailer Released ๐Ÿ’€

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“If you’re gonna stay, you will only hurtย badย people.”ย Eddie

“The way I see it, we can do whatever. we. want.”ย the Symbiote.

Note: Tom Hardy plays Eddie Brock andย voices the Symbiote/Venom gestalt.

Weeeee….are Venom.

There are many reasons to manscape. A great many indeed.
The shorter the grass the taller the tree - manscaping.
Here’s where to get the right equipment for it. #goodgearmatters

 

You can read more and get a trailer breakdown on IGN.


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