Upgunning Jack Burton and the Porkchop Express

When Jack Burton went gunning for Lo Pan, he was carrying an Intratec TEC-9 (or he was after he took it from the corpse of a Wing Kong gunman). It hardly seems appropriate that a heroic long-haul truck driver of Jack Burton’s mettle should be carrying a TEC-9, and that’s hardly a weapon worthy of the Porkchop Express.

Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

So we’re upgunning him. This is a piston driven AR pistol from Brownells. We’ll list out the parts, though some of them we’ll need to update because the catalog has evolved.

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Here’s the rundown.

 

1# Phase 5 Tactical AR15/M16 Pistol Buffer Tube Assembly

Phase 5 Tactical AR15/M16 Pistol Buffer Tube Assembly for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton edition.

2# BCM Gunfighter Charging Handle

BCM Gunfighter charging handle for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

 

3# Yankee Hill Machine AR15 QDS Sights

YANKEE HILL MACHINE CO., INC. - AR-15 QDS SIGHT SET for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

#4 Aimpoint Micro

Aimpoint Micro for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

 

5# Aimpoint Micro Mount (several options)

 

Aimpoint Micro Mount for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

6# Adams Arms Piston Pistol Upper (we’re replacing with their P2 Series Free Float Upper)

 for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

 

7# Troy Industries Claymore Muzzle Brake

 for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

8# Tactical Supply Depot Extended Pivot/Takedown Pins

 for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

 

9# Wilson Combat Tactical Trigger Unit

 for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

 

10# Hogue Pistol Grip

 for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

He needed to replace that thing anyway. 

11# Phase 5 Tactical Winter Triggerguard

 for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

 

12#MAGPUL B.A.D. Lever

 for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

 

Note: we think the lower should be swapped out for a Sharps Bros. “Warthog.” That would match the theme of Lo Pan’s dungeons.

 

#13 Sharps Brothers “Warthog” Lower Receiver

Sharps Brothers "Warthog" Lower Receiver for Upgunning Icons Jack Burton Porkchop Express edition.

What would you add? Are we missing anything?

How about a modular VFG with a laser, and a look that suits the movie?

Sound off in the comments with your thoughts.

 

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