Things Rangers Don’t Say

If you don’t like violence, or don’t want to shoot people, it’s okay. You can do a presence patrol instead. Oh, and you don’t have to use explosives – you can leave the decision to a platoon vote. Also, you’re not allowed to shoot at them before they shoot at you. You’ll have to just use your flashlights. Hooah battle?

Big Sarge has a great delivery.

“The Sarn’nt Major has really done a bang-up job enforcing standards in the Battalion.”

“We need to turn back in, there is too much alcohol involved in this evening.”

“I don’t think women in Battallion would be that big of a deal; they’re our equals.”

“I think they should start with Ranger Battallion, and then if they were good enough, maybe they could be come Navy SEALs.”

“I’m not drunk enough to sleep with her.”

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Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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