The Fundamentals of Ballistics

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This pretty much explains it all…well, mostly. We miss the old training iterations when making contingency plans for a nuclear blast was a part of the priorities of work for troops in the open. Yes, a couple of our handlers are old enough to remember that. Those were the good old days. *sigh*

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Who are we? The Mad Duo. Who are the Mad Duo you ask? Well, we’ll tell ya. The tactical wit and trigger-pulling wisdom of Mad Duo is the amalgamation of several current and former military types, some still engaged in doorkickery, others just FAGs (Former Action Guys). Swingin’ Dick Kilgore and Slim Call are without a doubt the highest speed, lowest drag celebrities of the action figure and steely-eyed snaker-eater world.  Their commentary has been likened to a .308 op-ed to the head. They don’t like the Taliban, marplots, hippies, sissies, Keith Olbermann, Louis Farrakhan, traitors or SNCOs and officers who don’t grasp the concept of Noblesse Oblige. Loyalty starts from the top down, assclowns.

 

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Jake "Slim" Call

Jake "Slim" Call is one of the two most famous action figures in the world. Contrary to what Swingin' Dick says, he does not like fat chicks. Slim has been a part of Breach-Bang-Clear since about '05, and since then has traveled around the world spreading awesomeness, fighting evil and putting single dancing moms through college. Slim hates hippies, sissies and when the MRE Tabasco leaks into the toilet paper and dries there but you don't realize it until its too late. Together with his comrade Richard "Swingin' Dick Kilgore" Slim manages and directs an eeeelight blogging team of writers that thinks you can be a warrior and a patriot and still be amenable to civil discourse. Incorrigibility breeds contempt.


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