This pretty much explains it all…well, mostly. We miss the old training iterations when making contingency plans for a nuclear blast was a part of the priorities of work for troops in the open. Yes, a couple of our handlers are old enough to remember that. Those were the good old days. *sigh*
As always, sound off with what you think is true and correct vs. what you think is tomfuckery.
Who are we? The Mad Duo. Who are the Mad Duo you ask? Well, we’ll tell ya. The tactical wit and trigger-pulling wisdom of Mad Duo is the amalgamation of several current and former military types, some still engaged in doorkickery, others just FAGs (Former Action Guys). Swingin’ Dick Kilgore and Slim Call are without a doubt the highest speed, lowest drag celebrities of the action figure and steely-eyed snaker-eater world. Their commentary has been likened to a .308 op-ed to the head. They don’t like the Taliban, marplots, hippies, sissies, Keith Olbermann, Louis Farrakhan, traitors or SNCOs and officers who don’t grasp the concept of Noblesse Oblige. Loyalty starts from the top down, assclowns.
Mad Duo, Breach-Bang& CLEAR!
Emergency: Activate firefly, deploy green (or brown) star cluster, get your wank sock out of your ruck and stand by ’til we come get you.