Tactical Tailor Now Available at Nancy’s Squat & Gobble

If you’re looking to save some money on tactical gear, consider joining the Gear Whore Buyers League at Nancy’s Squat & Gobble…Tactical Tailor is now offering 25% off to Nancy’s VIPs. Breach-Bang-Clear

Nancy's Squat & Gobble Gear Whore Buyers League
Support Breach-Bang-Clear, save big on the best manufacturers in the tactical/firearm/training industries. Eat at Nancy’s. Join the Gear Whore Buyers League (it’s just one benefit of the VIP Club!).

Tactical Tailor at the Squat & Gobble

Save 25% at TT as a Member of Nancy’s VIP Club Gear Whore Buyers’ League

Hieronymus Wiktor Pulaski, from the News Desk

Nancy (who just got a new rhinestone eye patch by the way!) messaged us to let us know she’s worked out a deal with the folks at Tactical Tailor. If you’re a member of the VIP Club (RFIP Level) you’ll now be able to save 25% on any purchase made, all thanks to Nancy’s Squat & Gobble VIP Club Gear Whore Buyers’ League (or, if you’d prefer the convenient acronym, NS&GVIPCGWBL). Last week, as you may recall, we added Grey Ghost Gear.

Learn more about it here on our Patreon page.

What is Nancy’s VIP Club? Well, that’s simple. It’s for the regulars, high rollers, and serious types who frequent the Squat & Gobble (check out Nancy’s here).

There are a couple levels to the VIP Club, including the regular VIP Club Level (Pathetic Flunkies only), the benefits of which include:

• membership in our private discussion group

• VIP access to our Gearwhore Buyers Club (from 10% up to 25% discounts on major gear manufacturers) 

• access to our Training Whore Training League (discount on classes from national instructors of various disciplines)

• standing invitation to Rallies, Things, and assorted Breach-Bang-Clear convocations

The RFIP (Really Fucking Important Person) Level (Wretched Lackies only), the benefits of which include:

• everything from the VIP level, plus: 

• RFIP access to our Gearwhore Buyers Club (up to 50% discounts on major equipment manufacturers) 

• exclusive RFIP t-shirt after 3 months

and the FIGJAM (Fuck I’m Good Just Ask Me) Level (Abject Minions only), benefits of which include,

 • everything from the RFIP level, plus: 

 • seating at Pervert Row [access to occasional video chats with Minions, SMEs, and urban campers (homeless people) we hire to talk to you]

 • MINION accreditation (after 1 year) with patch and citation to accompany the award (this, as you know if you’ve been reading us for a while, is a Really Big Fucking Deal)

• our ceaseless, unabashed, acclamation and approbation

 

Gear Whore Buyers League

A Part of Nancy’s VIP Club

If you’re still clueless about what we’re talking about, yes. Nancy’s Squat & Gobble is what we call our Patreon effort. Patreon is like Kickstarter or GoFundMe, but instead of a one-time deal to raise a lot of money, it’s an ongoing way to support someone or something you like (like Breach-Bang-Clear). You can pledge from $1 up to $25 per month.

In order to make it worth your while, we’re working with manufacturers, retailers, and instructors to provide discount codes and special purchase offers. That’s what we mean by “Gear Whore Buyers’ League.” We’re trying to add a minimum of on manufacturer coupon or special access code every week.

Buy just one piece of good kit this year and you’ve made your money back.

Eat at Nancy's Squat & Gobble - or join Nancy's VIP club for gearwhores, the Gear Whore Buyers League.
Eat at Nancy’s – join the VIP Club at FIGJAM level and get your own seat on Pervert Row!

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