Tactical Soup Sandwich: 2 days left

Chances are, if you are in some way associated with the noble profession of arms, you’ve heard the term soup sandwich. If not, think it over – if we have to explain it, you probably won’t get it. If you do get it, then you know a soup sandwich when you see it. RE Factor‘s limited edition shirt of the month is the Tactical Soup Sandwich t-shirt, and you only have two more days to order one. They’ll ship on 31 OCT 13.

All shirts are printed in the USA on Made in the USA American Apparel 50/50. They will not be available again.

Whether you want one for yourself to express self-deprecating humor, brutal candor, or need one for the idiot who put his kevlar helmet on backwards that one time, order it here.

Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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