Yeah, we all know that SHOT Show is coming next week. I know I am ready for next week. Swingin' Dick and I are always so busy that we don’t get a chance to
party work together like we used to. Now I don’t know about Swingin' Dick, but I have stashed more than a few one dollar bills away for this one (lots of single dancing moms in Vegas). Like others I will be going around some of the booths to see all the new cool toys and stuff. Then I will probably be found at places like the “Bond Bar” early in the evening, then most likely on the curb with a hot chick trying to hold us up. Yeah we roll that hard. It’s not easy being us. Guys like Red Stitch Tactical, Dark Angel Medical, MadCat Aviator Operator, Legion Firearms and some other folks often try to one-up us, which is ridiculous. Guess what, it doesn’t work. We can never be out done, plain and simple. Our nights always seem to end like this.
It's like they're not smart enough to recognize that we're a force multiplier of mind bogglingly epic proportions. Plus we're a chick magnet.
OH! We will be spending quite a bit of time hanging out with Tac Girl Melissa at one of the American Sniper hides if you want to come by and get your picture taken with us (and her, which might be your preference anyway). You should swing by there to support that fine organization anyway (besides, where else would you be able to see a Virginia Wookie?).
Melissa will be at the hide located in the FNH Booth, #13462 on the main floor.
Now, I mention all that because we will be sending out some of these cool cards outs. Yeah us guy can get away with sending cards that look like this…and this only. There are no roses or kisses or crap. It is a plain and simple “I Miss You” card. You even get to go shoot at it so actually show you miss them. Hopefully they get the joke and don’t think you would actually miss them when shooting, because that would be a whole other story.
Note: make sure you get rounds on paper or you'll look like a jackass.