Rhino PSD Contractors Sought

Several NGOs are seeking experienced PSD operators for work in Africa. Apparently the raving lunatics that cut off people's hands, butcher other villages, wear life-jackets while shooting RPGs and fight to the death for no apparent reason have been setting fires.

Everyone knows what Rhinos do when they see a fire. Or haven't you seen The Gods Must Be Crazy?

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As a result of their interference, Rhinos are now persona non-grata with local idiots and assorted barbaric mufsidoon. Qualified applicants are urged to aply at Government Contract Jobs. Don't tell them we sent you.

We know this was stupid. Give us a break. We've been drinking and are about to go throw money at single dancing moms. We had to put something up here.

 

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