If you haven't been following the news, it appears that the entire cast of the NBC reality series Stars Earn Stripes have been killed. According to the Duffel Blog, all of the remaining contestants, as well as the astonishingly Mr. Burns-like retired General Wesley "I Could've Been a Contender" Clark, were Killed In Action during during their final event. The premise of the show had 'celebrities' teamed up with real world operators (strangely called operatives) to compete in vaguely military SOF type missions to raise money for charity. General Clark, previously know as an unsuccessful Presidential candidate and for his frequent appearances advertising Levitra, was also killed in the tragic TIC. Read the story in its entirety.Among the killed: Eve Torres, that one really big black guy from the Expendables, Sarah Palin's husband, Muhammad Ali's daughter and some guy that used to sing.
Rest in peace. You will probably be missed.