Order Whiskey With Wisdom

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Order Whiskey With Wisdom

Know Your Bourbon Before Imbibing

Breach Bang Clear Staff

  1. What is the definition of good whiskey?
  2. What is the right way to drink whiskey?
  3. What are the four ways to order whiskey?
  4. Why is whiskey sometimes spelled “whisky” and sometimes spelled “whiskey”?

Find the answers to these three questions (and more) by watching this outstanding video by Modern Rogue (which we enjoy) and the Wizard Academy (which we really hope to attend someday).

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NSSF SHOT Show 2018 - order whiskey with wisdom at the SHOT Show 40th anniversary
At the Wizard Academy (Whiskey Marketing School).

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One thought on “Order Whiskey With Wisdom

  • January 17, 2018 at 3:25 am

    Seriously, all that shit sucks. Whiskey is horrible and doesn’t hold a candle to rum. And if you are going to go there, then you should be drinking scotch. The best thing you got going is the fact she is wearing FLECKTAR!!! My god if you think this is serious, dial it down and just mellow out…

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