No Other Option by Marcus Wynne

Just a quick update, as we get ready for SHOT (well, I am. Slim is on a bender again. He went to visit some of the grunts at BAMC and hasn’t been back in a week…though I did get his pants and a half-empty bottle of “personal lubricant” in the mail). In the meantime, on the advice of a couple friends I’ve started reading No Other Option, by Marcus Wynn. It’s like an action thriller got really drunk one night and woke up really early in the morning having to piss and cracked its head pretty hard on the toilet when it puked. Then it woke up an hour or two later to stagger down to formation and PT, not quite sure what it was doing and where it was, and in a confused morning-after haze wondered if maybe it was a police/mystery thriller instead…but only for a few minutes, cuz Doc gave an IV in it and when its head cleared it realized it was an awesome bastard hybrid of both.

Too much? Too complex? That was meant to be a compliment, and one you grunts at least could identify with. I’m trying to write it without too many syllables, so it’s easier for guys like our friends GW, Adam Wilson, Arnel Udani, Luke Burroughs, JD Wallace, Freddy Osuna, Frank Moss, Dave Rhoden…you know the type. We want them to get it. You may not know them, but trust me when I tell you they are NOT rocket scientists (though for slobbering knuckledraggers they’re okay fellas). If you don’t get any of it, ask around or just keep quiet, but don’t blame Swingin’ Dick.

You can read more about the author on his website, Marcus Wynne. He’s a former operator with some pretty good creds, and from what I’ve read so far hisĀ  background, skills and experience are translating very well into the story. I’ll be telling you more about it when I’m done with the book. Prob’ly do a formal review then, if you’re interested. In the meantime, I gotta get going. Gotta pack my bags, find some Ken clothes that don’t make me look like a peter-puffer and then put my God-given opposable thumb to use.

This wank sock ain’t gonna hump itself.

Buy a copy of the book right here. In fact, buy 50 copies so Wynne will write for a guest article for us once in awhile.

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Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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