MasterPiece Arms Side Folder – We Love Swingers

I bought an MPA 570 SST pistol not too long ago after Slim and I had a “run-in” with some urbanites one night in Hotlanta on a ridealong with an ex-SWAT buddy. Those fine gentlemen graced us with the business end of an older MAC version of an MPA pistol. All I could think as Slim and I were dashing towards a big-body Caprice with gigantic wheels adequately capable of providing ample cover (while we finished our beers) was that I don’t have one of those!

I scratched that itch by picking up the MPA 570 SST, but the little guy was just a pistol…it didn’t scratch the itch (no, not that itch, I got my bore punched)..until now.

MasterPiece Arms has alleviated my want for a stock by introducing their Side Folder Assembly Kit with Stock. It’s a complete system that attaches to your favorite MPA pistol or carbine. The stock folds toward the left side in order to keep clear of the ejection port and locks in both the open and closed positions.

*Make sure you’ve got the proper paperwork ready, though. Adding the Side Folder on your existing pistol turns it into an SBR with a quickness – quicker than fat chicks start sweating.

It’s available for MPA firearms chambered in 9mm, 45 ACP or our favorite, 5.7×28. The complete kit runs $129.99 and is ready to ship now at Tell ’em Swingin’ Dick sent you and that we’re sorry about their warehouse bathroom. We didn’t realize there was a weight limit on that toilet or that those nice ladies were married.


Swingin’ Dick, Breach-Bang-CLEAR!


Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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