Kitanica Releases RSP Pants

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We have breaking news for those of you who are metrotactical or vestiary minded: Kitanica RSPs are available.

Yes, Kitanica tells us they’ve got RSP pants on the shelf as you read this, though they don’t reckon they’ll stay there very long. RSPs are like cargo pants, but calling them cargo pants is — according to Kitanica — an insult to the RSP pants. Made in Oakland with US materials, RSPs are constructed of Nyco Ripstop fabric and designed with a relaxed fit. This makes them almost as comfy as assless chaps (aren’t all chaps assless?), but the eight pockets give you a lot more stowage space than…well, that one uncomfortable place you can stash stuff when you’re wearing assless chaps.

Grunts: vestiary

RSP pockets are reinforced at the corners of the pockets with Cordura to prevent clip wear (like from your EDC knife), come with a cell phone sleeve in the left rear pocket so it’s not rubbing up against your wallet and isn’t riding loose, double layered ass and knees and, lastly, leg sleeves. One is on the right side, a zippered and snapped cargo pocket assembly with internal mag or flashlight sleeve, the other is a Velcro-closed pocket with top mounted pen tubes.

Kitanica describes them thusly:

“The RSPs are a roomy relaxed fit design engineered with mobility cut and wide stance; 7 webbing belt loops and Velcro cinching waist are designed to avoid waistband sag, and is articulated knees achieve an incredible fit. These trousers are the only pants Alexey Goloborodko wears, and the only ones suitable for playing Twister with Mia Malkova. They’re so functional and comfortable you may never wear jeans again.”

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Dave Spaulding of Handgun Combatives trying out the Kitanica RSP pants. After Virgil Cole and Phil Esterhaus this guy is one of our most favorite crusty old lawmen ever.

Whether that’s true or not remains to be seen — we love our jeans and some of the crew still wears jean shorts (don’t tell us how to Freedom). We may reach out to Kitanica and ask them for a couple pair to send to some of our minions. Will they take a beating in the field? Will the TCN laundry service on base fuck them up? Will they make your ass look like you’re on a stair-stepper for hours every day? Are they flexible enough to let you do your job without ripping the crotch out the first time you climb over a mud wall into a compound? These are the questions we ask ourselves.

Grunts: flexile.

We made up that bit in the press release quote about Goloborodko and Malkova to liven things up a bit. What sort of Freedom-hating hippie wouldn’t want to play twister with Mia Malkova?

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This fellow is wearing Kitanica RSP pants and the forthcoming Kitanica Navy Blue LWV shirt. He looks quite sprauncy, but unfortunately thirteen seconds after they took this picture he was eaten by a sharktopus.

FYSA, we made up that bit in the press release quote about Goloborodko and Malkova to spice things up a bit. Man we’re good at his. We should be helping companies with their marketing. In any case, find the RSPs right here. You can also find them on Facebook (/kitanica/) and Instagram (@KitanicaUSA) as well.

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4 thoughts on “Kitanica Releases RSP Pants

  • October 9, 2016 at 8:08 am
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    Chaps are by definition ass-less. Chaps with an ass would be crotch-less pants.

    Hmmmm . . . .idea!

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  • October 8, 2016 at 10:45 pm
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    Not one pair! U, come on now tells us the truth? Not sure if this was a joke response or not but don’t you think these pants are just a bit much and scream tacticool? Come on now be honest?

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  • October 7, 2016 at 10:28 am
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    Ok maybe it is just me but I see some guy wearing these while shopping at the outlet mall, I am going to think that he is such a Tacticool Tool! Maybe and just maybe if they did not have the “hey look at me” black patch on the side then maybe but please no rigger belt. That is so 2 years ago!! lol They make you look like you are just trying way to hard and scream “I am the ultimate badass so do not fuck with me and if you do fuck with me then I will show you your beating heart before you die”. Of course that only works if you are not 50+ pounds over weight and pair that with a cage fighter t-shirt while wearing some kick ass tactical boots. Sorry I was a bit of rant there towards the end.

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    • October 8, 2016 at 10:28 am
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      so , how many pair do you own ?

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