Just in Case Tactical Hawtness

Just in Case Tactical has a new color scheme in their lineup of 550 cord bracelets. They're calling it Born to Be Wild or Wild One (we're not sure which) but honestly we don't care what it's called. We like the operator they've chosen to show it off and we want to see more of her. Websites are both still under construction, but you can find them on their Facebook page. Kindly tell them yours truly, the Mad Duo, sent you. If you actually make contact with her let her know we're always available to administer full body massages with a happy ending (to hawt girls who qualify for our attention).

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Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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